Mugalomaniac.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Mugger Lingo

Ever feel left out? Alone? Isolated? Think you're not hanging in the "in" crowd? Have no fear! Just because you are not "cool" doesn't mean you can never be! Muggers unite! You can form your own clique, but other might just consider it to be a "study group" even though you insist otherwise. What do you do? Invent your own slang of course! That's a sure way to get noticed, and to ensure membership is exclusive only. Here's some simple slang phrases to get started:

Cool - Can be replaced with endothermic/endergonic
Usage: Did you see how he solved that math question for 3 marks! Endothermic man!

Hot - Can be replaced with exothermic
Usage: (To paraphrase the (in)famous Paris Hilton) That's exothermic.
Note! Sentences have better impact if user has a canis familiaris(chihuahua) in hand.

For something that's difficult - High activation energy
Usage: Wah! This Biology question has a high activation energy.
Note! Converse applies for easy questions.
Usage: Haha! The 'A' levels had such low activation energy.

In fact, you can even use these terms for your relationships!
Your parents - F1 generation
Usage: Hi! This is my F1 generation! My mom here, and my dad!

A friend - Temporary Van Der Waals forces of attraction
Usage: John and I just have temporary Van Der Waals Forces of attraction

A good friend - Permanent Van Der Waals forces of attraction
Usage: You will never overcome the permanent Van Der Waals forces of attraction between me and my best friend!

Someone with who you are romantically acquainted - Hydrogen bonded
Usage: This is Jane. We've been hydrogen bonded to each other for 3 months now. ^_^

Someone with whom you are romantically acquainted very intimately - Ionic Bond
Usage: We got drunk and, well, things happened, and we formed an ionic bond last night.

Your spouse - Covalent bond
Usage: Are you attending John and Jane's Covalent bonding ceremony tomorrow?

EDIT: DAMMIT BLOGGER WIPED MY EDIT EARLIER S***.
Jackpot:Used to refer to when one has gotten an MCQ question correct although he or she picked the answer randomly.
Usage: Wah! Jackpot again! The answer really is B! My GC's Random Number Generator is quite smart! ^_^

NOTE:How to Use Your Random Number Generator
1.Press 100*Rand
2.If the Random Number Generator of your TI-84 (RNG-84) produces an even number,
(remember to round up or down)
2a.The answer is either A or C
2ai.Press Enter again. Random Number Generator of your TI-84 (RNG-84) produces an even number,
2aii.Its A. If odd, it's B.
3.If the Random Number Generator of your TI-84 (RNG-84) produces an odd number,
3a.The answer is either B or D
3ai.Press Enter again. Random Number Generator of your TI-84 (RNG-84) produces an even number,
3aii.Its b. If odd, it's D.
And there you go. How to use the highly sophisticated processes included in your GC and maximise the RNG-84 to its fullest potential.

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