Beware of a new illness rampaging through MJ. It's caused by the blockies! Block Test Syndrome or BTS is caused by the constant straining of the neck after hours of looking straight down, due to the unnaturally low and small LT tables. To prevent BTS, look up every half an hour and do regular neck exercises for 5 mins. This advice could save your head from suddenly falling off your neck at the end of the block test, or you developing a blood clot in your neck, causing your head to explode in a fantastic shower of blood and bone, or having to wear a neck brace for 3 months. This public service announcement was brought to you by the Mugalomaniac Safety Council (MSC) of MJC. Please watch the following advert for more information. Labels: BTS
If you think you or a friend are suffering from BTS, please contact your nearest lecturer for advice.