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Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Muggers love too!

Muggers are humans too. They have feelings...like love. But how do they express themselves? Being buried in books all day long doesn't exactly make you a great at interpersonal relationships. Maybe this is how they do it...

GP Mugger
"This speech will seek to prove that I love you.
Since I met you, [background info]
[Supporting view e.g. Fate brought us together]
[Examples e.g. I see you everyday in class]
[Link back to thesis statement e.g. Therefore I love you]

[Repeat for 2 more SVs]

[Opposing view e.g. Some may say that because we are in the same class I will see you everyday]
[Rebuttal e.g. but we take the same bus everyday, so I think it is fate]
[Link back e.g. therefore they are wrong and I love you.]

[Repeat for one more OV]

[Conclusion e.g. Therefore with the above points, I can only conclude that I love you.]"

Math Mugger
"I will now prove that You+Me=Happiness is true for all values of You and Me are real. Thus, by integration [integrate]You+Me=Happiness equals LOVE+C where c is a constant defined by how much you love me too. ^^"

Chem Mugger
"I think we have chemistry between us. Look! I see sparks! We must be exothermic! Quick! Let's go somewhere cold! By Le Chatelier's Principle, the equilibrum position will proceed to the right and the concentration of products, love, will be more than the concentration of reactants, friends." [It's a classic.]
-other party faints-

Physics Mugger
Drops expertly weighted safe on other party such that other party is knocked out but not dead, and grabs them. Then using calculations with a pendulum, grabs other party and swings to another building with rope to escape.

Bio Mugger
[You do NOT want to know what they say.]
Rather, I'm not allowed to say. =D

Geog Mugger
"I will climb to Everest,
I will swim into the Mariana Trench
I will dive into a supervolcano
I will tear apart tectonic plates
For you. =]"

KI Mugger
"What is love?"

Econs Mugger
"I love you. Ceteris Paribus."

Lecture delivered at 8:57 PM by -=[K]=-


theMUGGERS
We don't hate muggers, we just poke fun at them and the idea of mugging. *poke* But hey, if anything, muggers should be given the limelight they very much deserve. That's why we're here. Five people, two guys and three girls, one intention: Promote mugging with a bit of fun! X). Now, don't get jealous of them receiving the limelight here and all. Afterall, we're all muggers, we just don't admit it.

Know what? Speak to us, tell us how you mug. mugalomaniac@gmail.com.

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