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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Mugland Constitution - Bill of Rights

It's a brand new school year! Sorry for the lack of posts recently but 1 of us is in the Army (Though why the government would want to put such precious receptacles of information in the line of fire is beyond me,) and the other 4 are working now. Plus an obvious lack of tags. I fear that Mugalomaniac's days may be numbered. I see our visits have dropped to about 20+ a day, which makes me feel bad u guys still visit even though we've slowed down. Please tell your juniors about our site. So we can still get more hits. =]

I leave you with a gift. Hopefully it will protect future generations of muggers, whether they remember us or not. This is what we WANT. This is what we DESERVE. These are our RIGHTS. Respect them. I have taken the US Bill of Rights and based ours off them. Hopefully this will help you guys in the future and protect your basic mugging rights.

The Mugland Constitution: Bill of Rights

Amendment 1 - Freedom of Mugging
The Establishment shall make no law respecting an establishment of mugging(schools and such), or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of mugging, or the right of the muggers peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment 2 - Right to Bear Pens
A well regulated workforce, being necessary to the security of a free State of Mugging, the right of the muggers to keep and bear pens, shall not be infringed.

Amendment 3 - Studying of Muggers
No Mugger shall, in time of peace be chased away from any area, with or without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war.

Amendment 4 - Search and Seizure.
The right of the muggers to be secure in their persons, houses, notes, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the muggers or notes to be seized.

Amendment 5 - Compensation for Takings.
No mugger shall be deprived of life, notes, or pens, without due process of law; nor shall mugging space be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment 6 - Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
No cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment 7 - Powers of the States and People.
The powers not delegated to the muggers by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the muggers, are reserved to the muggers respectively.

Amendment 8 - Right to Possess Mugging Space
We believe it is the exclusive and inalienable right of all muggers to take possession of any table or chairs or table and chairs they come across anywhere and to use it as mugging space. This space will be covered by Amendments 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Amendment 9 - Right to Demand Mugging Space
Muggers have the right to remove, expel, or evict the person or persons that are currently occupying a potential mugging space and are using it for non-mugging purposes, and do not appear to be mugging at all, as they do not contribute in any way to the economy.

Amendment 10 - Equal Rights for Mugger Bags
Muggers' bags will enjoy the same rights as them as they serve the very important and honoured task of carrying about their valuable mugging supplies and notes they will heve to advance the growth of the economy. Violating the rights of the muggers or their bags is a crime.

Comments on the rights:
1-So we can seek redress for being chased away everywhere!
2-You can bring pens anytime, anywhere to mug.
3-You cannot be chased away, since you mugging is vital for economic security.
4-No more MRT personnel doing random bag checks on you and wasting mugging time.
5-Want our study benches? Pay us.
6-No NAPFA if you don't feel like it. Mugging is more important.
7-We can edit the Constitution =P
8-Anyway you want, anytime you want, mug.
9-To be used when there's no space.
10-Our bags are to important to us mugging, they should be protected also.
(8-10 are invented by myself)

Actual Bill of rights

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