Arr! I bet all ye pirates out there be getting treasure fever now (especially all ye Year 1 Pirate-Muggers, or Puggers), so we here be satisfying ye desires with a treasure map! X marks the spot where ye be findin the lost treasure of ol' Bookbeard the pirate. (Legend has it he could stuff 20 books in that beard o' his and use it as a weapon!)
[Click on ye map to make it bigger using some magical thingy. (Arr.)]
First, ye begin ye journey in between the Olde Sea of Desolation and the Whirlpoole of Wisdom. Be warned of the Sea's restless spirits, many a weak sailor has been claimed by its rageful green waters, so much so that its edges are red with the blood of many. Travel down into the Ruins of Atlantis; do not eat the food the merpeople offer you, or you will never return. Down into the Olde Boneyard, where the Moonlight on the night with the ripest moon will illuminate the place where the Key to the treasure is.
Never retrace your steps; pass the Court of Pain where the nobles of Atlantis once used to play sport, but which has become the place where the Merpeople torture its prisoners with rackets and puffer fish. Sail at full speed through here, and enter the Great Plains of the Undead. Formerly the area for the masses that was the Atlantis Militay Muggers to gather, they now gather in their ghostly raiments,a sharpened blue or black pen in hand and a shield of the thickest lecture notes. No blade can cut them, no cannon can smite them down. Yet, their spirits possess the power to harm any sailor.
Turn into the Whirlpoole, but do not get sucked into the immense mugging force of the muggers there. The speical design of that area is to focus and concentrate their brainwaves into tangile force which enhances their Mugging capalitities. And also to kill any outsiders. Turn port into Mugger's Folly, but do not accept any of the lecture notes the muggers offer you, no matter how good they seem. All pale in comparison to what we seek. Avoid the Siren song of the Food Dispensers, for they contain poison (and MSG)and nothing else. Turn starboard, and straight ahead is it. The fabled treasure of Bookbeard, his personal Library.
Um. I assume you all have read the post, and some may not get it. Well, I explain all here. This is sort of an experiment so I don't know how it goes, or if you guys(Muglanders only this time, sorry) will get it. This map is supoposed to be a spoof of Mugland's grounds, but I messed up the placement of the tennis courts and garbage area. So maybe it not very obvious now...=X Other than that,
Sea of Deslation = Field and track, green and red.
Whirlpool = Atrium
Mugger's Folly = Study benches and vending machines area
Ruins = canteen
Plains = Assembly Plaza
Non-muglanders need not worry, we still will post jokes everyone will get. This is just a one-time thing. =D Unless anyone else wishes me to mutilate their school grounds too?
