recently, i have spotted a very horrifying virus in our school! it is called the pandatakydus (taky is there as i was the one who discovered it). do watch out my fellow muggers!
this virus is very very deadly. it causes you to have huge, dark circles that rings your eyes and make you positively look like a panda. and you will feel a supreme sense of lethargy and fatigue in your muscles and accompanied by the slowing down of your brain and deproving memory.
my dear dear muggers! take note! do not let this deadly virus get you! if symptoms start to appear, start to sleep more! eat more! rest more! pretend to be sick and skip physical education lessons(even typing the name is tiring!), or in more commonly known as PE lessons. if you dont, you might really end up crumpling into a pile of lifeless heap of knowledge in the midst of the mugger jc!
don't let it get you! be warned! be warned! an be prepared against it! erect your sleeping shields! put up your resting mechanisms!
and if you realise that your symptoms are chronic, take heed, cut down on all caffeine intakes before it is too late! (sweets are good substitutes. and they taste much better too.)
now, for your hardworking lecturer to turn in and attempt to erase the chronic dark rings around her eyes... ... wish me luck.