"Come class! Let's all imagine the number together."
Oh no. It seems that muggers in mugland are in a situation far worse than thought. Now they have been captured to learn the theory behind complex numbers. Maybe a passerby would wonder, what is so wrong about that?
Complex number, is a number made up by a real number and a imaginary number.
The imaginary number is denoted by i, which is actually squareroot of -1. So it is a number that is imaginary.
Now, complex number is something like 2 + 3i. 2, a real number, plus a imaginary number!
An imaginary number!!
Muggers should have more sense that imaginary numbers are part of the imagination? That somehow, the diagram is drawn to fit the theory of the imaginary numbers? Discarding all the fear I had, I walked towards a mugger who just exited the lecture theatre of illusion.
Me:"Hey! May I know what went on inside?"
Mugger:"I just had the most MIND BOGGLING experience! It rocks! Totally, I mean, I have never even thought there were numbers that were imaginary."
Me: Looks at the awe-struck youth.
Me: "Ok...."
Mugger:(to himself)"Imaginary numbers..."
We have just uncovered that coolness in mugland is seriously warped.
The idea behind complex number? It is a tool used by the evil side of mugland, trying to influence all youths to think about the imaginary and using that, warp their minds about coolness. That's what complex number is.
So let's stand up! Let's fight, mugland! Let's show them that we are clearminded, we KNOW their evil plan!
(far off): Hey sis, what are you doing?
Nothing.
What's that? Your blog?
Nothing. ><
Hey, what's this? (holds up worksheet) Complex numbers?
It's a evil scheme that the school is using to control students.
What?
Nothing.>< It's my homework.