Mugalomaniac.

Friday, April 04, 2008

no more mugging excuses!!

HI EVERYBODY!! ok, firstly, we're so so so so sorry for the lack of new posts man. it's really hard to find inspiration nowadays, especially when our main source of inspiration (our favourite activity! mugging!) is currently missing from our lives. ='( but no worries, we are still here, albeit a lil stoned. =S

anyway, here's a post on *points to title of post*. seriously! we just cant use these excuses anymore when someone asks you out and you really dont like the person, so you dont want to go, or you are just plain lazy. OR there is some big event you wana attend (like the click five concert on the 1st of june...) but just cant get round your hesitation and well, just coz you are too old to use the excuse, "coz my mama dont allow."

1) i have to wake up at 6am the next day for school and i dont wana be late! i mean, the first lecture is GP/Maths/Bio/Hist/Econs/Lit/Chem/GSC/Physics and my love for it is stronger than any word can describe, so i really cant go! i just cant risk!

2) i am just a student and my job is to mug my hardest which does not generate income, so i although i am willing to go out with you, im unable to coz i have not enough money for luxury goods. *grins*

3) i have to study for a test/exam/timed-assignment-which-is-counted-but-not-considered-a-test on the day after that! so i really really cant go. im so so sorry! *innocent look with just the right pinch of worry injected*

4) i have CCA until 8:30pm and i may have another committee meeting after that. and coz there is *states strenuous activity* i will be really sticky and smelly and have to take a bath. and then after picking up a quick bite and after travelling there, it will be like, *states a really late time* and i think i may as well not go. sorry lah! next time if there is an earlier timing i will definitely go ok? (if i dont make up another mugger excuse that is. wakakaka!)

5) according to economic theory, humans are rational beings, so they are able to rank their choices according to which one will give the highest satisfaction. and since acing my A levels is my ultimate goal, i am unable to spare time before the A levels (which is this year, or maybe even next year!) as i am unwilling to trade off time which can be spent trying to get into uni to spend time with a loser like you as you are not even the second best choice according to my ranking. im so so so so sorry man! really! maybe next time lah (or the time after that or the time after that or the time after that............ *ahem* you get the idea.)

or for the not so mugger-inclined:

1) aiyah! dont want lah! getting MC to go there in the day is too troublesome lor!

2) CANNOT!! the event end too late and the next day still got school! if i late for one more day hor, i kena see principle le!

see? no more of such excuses. *SOBS!* and so this is another reason why we miss school so much. we cant make convenient excuses any more!

now isnt that just another lovely reason to love being a mugger?

Lecture delivered at 9:35 PM by taky