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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Reasons You Should Love Your Laptop

ok, now all uni students have laptops right? and why should you love it to bits and bits and pieces? well, here's why!

1) For those without MP3 players, it is a very much portable MP3 player! And it also doubles up as an MP4 player as well, with and EXTRA BIG screen! Really, there are people who uses it as an MP3 player, I'm not kidding! (coz I'm one of those people. =P)

2) Need to book movie tickets asap to settle a sudden need for a break? Need to quickly settle an argument on whether caffeine does damage to foetuses? Now you can! A laptop allows you to go online as long as there is wifi! And with modern technology, there are so many places with wifi - Macs, Starbucks, uni campus...

3) Of course, all muggers need to study right? But notes are so heavy to lug around! They will break your arm! But with your laptop, you can carry the notes of 46564257394954393 subjects with you all the time! And it won't weigh more than >insert weight of your laptop here<! Now isn't that cool? =D

4) And of course, it is the perfect camoflouge for slacking! Need a break but you are in a study room or any other place with a lot of muggers? Afraid that the other hardworking muggers (especially Supermuggers) will shoot you dirty looks? Well, slack away on your laptop! Play online games! Watch movies! As long as you keep your expression neutral or look like you're in deeeeeeeeeeeeeep thought, no one will suspect anything. =D

5) For the vain muggers, you will never be in need of carrying an extra mirror with you! as long as you have your laptop, you cam blank out the screen and ta-dah! Instant mirror!

6) Nowadays, it rains all the time and the lights may or may not be on, depending on where you are the authorities who control the lights over your head. So dark! How to read you textbook or your notes?! It's ok! Because your laptop is there! Just adjust the brightness of your screen to maximum and use your laptop as a lamp! It's great! And it works! =D

7) This is one of my favourites! IT IS A DRINK AND FOOD WARMER!!! You know your adapter? It's just HOT! =D On a cold day (or in an air con area), put your cooled drink on it and ta-dah! After a while it just warms up! You can even put your water bottle on it! Or maybe a cooled waffle! And if your laptop's ventilation is not that good? Don't hate your laptop for that. You can put it next to your laptop instead. =D Simply marvelous!

8) and of course, you can declare your major and indicate your module preference any time, any where, as long as your laptop is with you. well, SOME mugalos didn't do so and had to do it during our mugalo chalet. *grumbles grumbles* thank goodness we had our laptops with us. =P

Lecture delivered at 10:33 PM by taky