Mugalomaniac.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Guide to "Chillax... On Campus..."

ok, i know this is all about mugging here, but hey! everyone needs to chill and relax sometime right? not everyone is a super mugger and some people just NEED that break, especially since it's the exam season! of course, some of these can be done ANYWHERE, so have fun picking what you wana do!

after that list of exercises, here's the guide to relaxing on campus... so here's a list of things you can do to just take a break from your books and just chill...

1) Drink from the milo van!
yes! EVERYTIME the milo van comes, people crowd around and get a drink of the delicious drink. it's not uncommon to see people (like yours truly), queueing up again and again and again for the drink. 3 cups! 5 cups! 8 cups! they will then sigh, "oh! drink until full le... can't eat lunch........." and it is also not uncommon to see people (once again, like yours truly), filling up 3 to 4 cups and tapaoing it back to their haunts for the people who are so busy mugging, they can't go down to get the milo themselves.

2) Dance on the benches!
you've mugged late into the night. you feel bored, stiff and tired. unlike the super muggers around you, you are unable to mug any more, but you have to continue! you have an innate need to continue! walking around won't help. it will just make you even more depressed. so how? DANCE ON THE BENCHES! jump on it! hop around! skip on one leg on it! jump from bench to bench! leap and fly and soar on the benches! just be careful not to disturb the super muggers. they may you their >insert super powers< to fry the shit out of you. =S

3) Play with LEGO!
you have one powerpoint. you have five laptops on the table. they all need that one powerpoint. so just for the sake of a need and the sake of relaxing, whip out two mutliplugs, and start assembly! *plug plug plug plug* get that perfect combi! get that perfect score! *plugplugplugplugplug!* TADAH!!! plug in to the powerpoint. "Power ON!" study.

4) Sleep at the Central Library!
you've been studying the whole night~! *groans* and unlike super muggers, you do not seem to be able to survive on mugging alone! so now what? skip over to the central library! enjoy the air con... close yor eyes.... let the soft hum of activity around you lull you to sleeeeeeeeeeep....... just remember to wake up on time for your lecture.

*usual disclaimer* any risk from doing these activities, physically, psychologically and socially, will be borne by the people doing these activities themselves. the mugalomaniacs will not claim responsibility for any of the activities done. =D

Lecture delivered at 6:27 PM by taky