this post will be dedicated to the common ailments that true-blue muggers will face. so fellow muggers out there, do take note and help the muggers around you who is afflicted by grim mugger's *creepy stage whisper* curse that doesnt kill...
arm malfunction
this afflicts arts students the most, especially during the time of block tests, mid years and end of years. they cause the writing arm to go limp from extreme exhaustion and tremble when held still. carry their bags for them and volunteer to give them massages. it might help.
brain drain
brain drain happens when one mugs so much that he is near the point of a mugger death. the grim mugger must hate the person a lot, to plug out the information that the mugger has painfully studied and leave him in a lurch. this is caused by stress and depression that the grim mugger had so cruelly inflicted. when you see a mugger handing in a blank paper even after mugging his ass off, bring him out for lunch and a movie and give him a treat. the nice gestures will most probably chase the grim mugger away. grim mugger cant stand niceties.
information constipation
this painful affliction will take place when a mugger is given too much new information at one go and is unable to digest all the information quickly enough, causing the information to clog up and ball up together in to one big mess of facts, resulting in a headache and distress. best to give the mugger some space and to explain the facts slowly to him, that is, unless you have information constipation too, then better sit down together and quickly figure everything out, before extreme constipation occurs.