Mugalomaniac.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Mugging to get out of school

Now the students of muggerland face yet another result of not mugging hard enough. 1.45 signals the end of the last bell, which also dampens the students' spirits.

Sports day is here.

Immediately mugland is buzzing with commotion, as students find all the side gates locked. Handphones were ringing with calls and messages, each distributing only one information : "The side gates are locked."

Now, mugging does not just hone intellectual capacities, it too makes muggers more desperate for books than boots. Sitting on a field the whole afternoon, being exposured to barbaric movements and competition? NOO.

Those who have took the subject before immediately comes up with plan B. The garbage gate. The gate there is short and easy to climb over. Muggers rush to that area to attempt their luck. Unfortunately, the teachers are too smart for them (of course, they're the muggerteachers. Sensei.. ) and soon those who tried were caught.

Well, not that the muggers did not try to run.

Now is the more challenging part, how is it possible to get out of school without being caught?

How a mugger would look at it :

1) Scientific mugger

Create immediate a machine that can either dig a way out, throw a student over, distract teachers, or just teleport. Being the science genius that this mugger is, he can immediately gather recycled materials and on-the-spot make a perfect machine for that.

2) Econs mugger

As an economist, we can assume that ceteris paribus, when you walk out the front gate no teacher will walk past and prevent you from walking out. So blatantly walk out of the front gate, all the while assuming ceteris paribus that you will not be caught.

3) Mathematician mugger

Quickly calculate a normal distribution, with the random variable "number of times a teacher walk past a gate." Then, find the mean and standard deviation, calculate probability using our ever friendly GC. Then, CAMP! and wait till the probability is reached and then go for freedom~!

4) Literature mugger

This mugger requires inspiration to continue studying.
To reach beyond that blue gate to the blue sky...
How far, how long will we be separated from thy graceful embrace..
In such a way that will allow me freedom from this place..
I watch for thee in my pain!

With that move the crowd to tears and rush out before anyone sees you.

5) KI mugger

WARP REALITY!!!!! Hehehehehe.

6) Mugalomaniac mugger

Write an essay about it on mugalomaniac. Then choose the perfect solution before using it. Of course, test it by laughing at the failures of other people. Watch how everyone crowds around all possible exits and how at random times, someone will rush and climb over the gate, before a teacher rushes over.

Disclaimer: All these are for entertainment purposes only. =D

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