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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Gamer Chemicals

[This one's for the guys. And the gamer chicks out there. And those who understand 1337speak. =) ]

In conjunction with Snowstorm entertainment and a Vulve software collaboration, the much-hyped game "Chemter-Strike: Condition Zero degrees r.t.p." will be released in the later half of never. Here's a sneak preview of the terms to be used in the game. The game will be anticipated to draw approximately half a million players in its first year. Its closed beta version was a resounding success with 250,000 Beta Tester, or Beta Chemmers, as they are known in game signing up.

Gamer Chemicals/In Game Terms:
(to better aid your understanding, please have a periodic table at hand)

j00ranium (Uranium)
usage: i pWn jooranium!

C4gium (seaborgium)
usage: plant t3h C4gium!

sulphur (sucker)
usage: haha!!!!!11 nailed t3h sulphur in t3h face! headsh0t! w00t!

NUub or N(ununbium) (Uub/Ununbium:atomic no. 112)
usage: lololol! pWn3d t3h NUub/ pWn3d t3h Nununbium!

Tellurium
usage: i tellurium t3h chemter-terrorist is ther!

Arsenic (As)
usage: no j00 arsenic! defuze t3h b0mb f1rst!!!!11

Neptunium (Np/No problem)
usage: i can tkae on two playerz easy, Neptunium! (Np!)

Dysprosium (Dy)
usage: hahahahahaha i g0ts yuo now dysprosiummmmmm! (Dyyyyyyy!)

Helium (He)
usage: Helium Helium Helium!!!11 n0w you ar3 de4d!!!1111

Holmunium (Ho)
usage: Holminium Holminium Holminium!!!11 n0w you ar3 de4d!!!1111

Flourine(F), Carbon(C), Uranium(U), Potassium(K), Nitrogen(N), Boron(B), Oxygen(O), Hydrogen(H), Sulphur(S), Iodine(I),Tellurium(Te)
usage: self explanatory. Put the chemicals together in anyway you want. e.g. OxygenHydrogenSulphurHydrogenIodineTellurium(O.H.S.H.I.Te),
Radium,Tungsten,Radium(Ra.W.Ra.)

Common Pairs:

Oxide Magnesium (OMg)
usage: Oxide Magnesium! t3h b0mb has bin plantid!!!!11

Francium Silver (FrAg)
usage: Francium Silver t3h c4mper!!!!1111 Francium Silverrrrr!!!!!11

Potassium Sulphur (KS/kill steal)
usage: no potassium sulphur! no potassium sulphurrrrr!!!11 mine!!!!111

Gallium Hydrogen (GaH)
usage: Gallium Hydrogen! we l0st! im not playin wit j00 n00bz.

One last long one:
Germanium Germanium (Gege/GG/Good Game)Potassium Thorium Xenon (KThXe/kthx) Nitrogen Oxygen (NO)
usage: Germanium Germanium Potassium Thorium Xenon Nitrogen Oxygen rematch, or GGKThXeNO rematch.

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