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Saturday, October 04, 2008
Symptoms that You are a Mugaholic

For the people in uni, it's the period of time where mid-term looms over your heads, and for the people in JC, it is either your end of years or *GASP!* the big As! to help everyone out, this is a list of signs and symptoms that you need to look out for so you know when you have to take a break and wont *choychoychoy* burn out *touchwoodtouchwoodtouchwood*.


You wish the seat that you are sitting on while mugging is actually our bed so you can mug once you open your eyes.

You wish that books can be summoned by the snap of you fingers so that when you study in school, you can change subjects at will.

You wish for teleporters in your stairs-filled school, not because you find climbing them a chore, but because they waste precious mugging time.

You wish you do not have to go out at all and can hole up the whole day to mug.

Your seniors start asking you why the heck you are studying so much when you are in Year 1.

When you sit down when it is nice and bright outside to mug and the next thing you know, when you look up, you exclaim, "omg! 0___0 how come the sky is already so dark!"

You are talking to your friend and you make a Freudian slip, saying, "I have to study! I can't take a break! I am in uni to STUDY!!"

You have a dance class and you want to go mugging instead.

You prefer to stay in your hostel room and mug instead of going home over the weekend.

You hug your books to sleep when you have insomnia.

And it actually helps.

You start making a list of symptoms of a mugging-addict and realise almost every single one of those points refer to yourself. (scariiieeeee! =S )


Thanks to Mugarita aka my-senior-who-cannot-be-named, for inspiring the title of this post. =)

Lecture delivered at 7:56 PM by taky


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