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Thursday, January 08, 2009
Why Twilight CANNOT be set in Singapore.

Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: A while.
Isabella Swan: Oh, retainee?

Edward Cullen: I only said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't want to be.
Isabella Swan: What does that mean?
Edward Cullen: It means if you're smart... you'll stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Okay then I will. I need to mug for my exams. Go away.
Edward Cullen: Uh. Ok. right.

Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours.
[pointing at people in the restaurant]
Edward Cullen: money, sex, money, sex, cat. And then you, nothing. It's very frustrating.
Isabella Swan: Can u find the answers for tomorrow's test?

Edward Cullen: "You're like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin."
[On the news the next day]
Presenter: Yesterday, an American was caught trafficking several kilograms of drugs into Singapore...

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
Isabella Swan: I take biology.
Edward Cullen: Ahem. Ah. I see.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?
Isabella Swan: ...24538509055160272981674833411.[grins]
[Slips GC back into pocket.]

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