Welcome to Channel M. For today's segment, we'll be showcasing "Mugging places: Lost and Found" (Not to be confused with Makan Places: Lost and Found =D) Throughout our show, we'll bring you viewers/muggers around the top 10 mugging places in Singapore, rating them on:
Convenience - accessibility of the place(s)
Amenities - You don't want the nearest toilet to be 500m away do you?
Comfort - Studying in the rain = no no
Style - Not your nearest kopitiam please.
(All ratings upon 5 stars)
Ready? Let the list begin.
At number 10...
Void Decks
Convenience:*****
Amenities:**
Comfort:*
Style:*
Total =9
Comments: Void Decks. Very convenient, amenities suck. Imagine taking the lift just to pee. Not very comfortable or stylish.
Number 9...
Outside MRT Stations
Convenience:****
Amenities:***
Comfort:**
Style:*
Total =10
Comments: Slightly better. Convenient, acceptable amenities provided your station is within/next to a shopping mall. Not so comfortable or stylish.
Moving on to 8...
Toilet
Convenience:*****
Amenities:****
Comfort:*
Style:*
Total =11
Comments: As you can see, your home toilet is preferable to mugging at MRT stations. Scores well in convenience and amenities, no comfort or style.
Up to 7...
Community Centres
Convenience:****
Amenities:***
Comfort:***
Style:**
Total =12
Comments: Not too bad. Roughly even scores. Pretty good convenience and amenities. Loses out in comfort or style.
And then 6...
School
Convenience:****
Amenities:****
Comfort:***
Style:**
Total =13
Comments: The classic mugging place. Good convenience(hell, you go there every day!) and amenities. So-so comfort or style, though quite popular.
Next 5...
Changi Airport
Convenience:**
Amenities:****
Comfort:****
Style:*****
Total =15
Comments: Not very convenient for those staying farther away. Long travelling time. Nice amenities. Good comfort and style. Popular among muggers. Good place to bring your mug mate here. You know, your closest mugging partner(B/GF)
Finally 4...
Home
Convenience:*****
Amenities:*****
Comfort:****
Style:**
Total =16
Comments: Very convenient (duh) and (obviously) good amenities. Not bad comfort, not much style. Pretty popular though.
Getting there 3...
Library
Convenience:****
Amenities:****
Comfort:*****
Style:****
Total =17
Comments: Pretty good convenience and amenities. Scores well in comfort and style. Very conducive.
And surprise surprise, we have a tie!!!
Macdonalds/Fast food outlets
Convenience:*****
Amenities:****
Comfort:****
Style:*****
Total =18
Comments: Very convenient, good amenities in in/near shopping centre, okay comfort. Very stylish due to its high popularity.
Starbucks/Cafes
Convenience:***
Amenities:****
Comfort:*****
Style:*****
Total =18
Comments: Not as convenient, similar amenities, does slightly better in comfort and style.
Who will win? Tie breaker coming up next.
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Macs: Highly popular. Less comfort, but quite affordable for the average student. Unfourtunately, queer and loud noises such as inexplicable whistling, and hysterical laughter may prove unbearable. MP3s may be required.
Starbucks: Slightly less convenient, very comfortable and stylish. But expensive. May not be so affordable for some. However, known to kick muggers out during high traffic periods.
Therefore...Mac's will be able to draw in more muggers, due to its relatively cheaper price. MP3s can drown out any distraction and increase the entertainment value. Hence, the number 1 mugging place in Singapore is...a Macdonald's near you! Plus the totally free no-strings-attached wireless net is a boon to muggers. There you go. Singapore's number ONE mugging spot!
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For those of you who hate having to lug your notes about everywhere, the iMug Mini is for you! 1, 2, or 4 Gb of memory space ensures you will have enough space to store all your lectures notes on up to 6 subjects for 2 years of JC! Optimised to read all text formats including .doc, .rtf, .txt, and more! You can scroll down and read your notes on a bus, train, or even the toilet! Plug in the earpieces (sold separately), and you can listen to our intelligent word recognition software read the words out for you. Perfect for dozing. The new iMug mini sheds the iMug look of lecture notes, and goes straight for the futuristic look. Designed to look like a common MP3 player, enthusiastic muggers need not fear the discrimination of others, and maybe even be thought of as a slacker! But it's not all mugging, the iMug has games too!*
* - In R Attack, you control a Benzene molecule, and you avoid getting hit by the substituents such as SO2, NO2, or CH3 by using the scroll wheel. The longer you survive, the higher your points!
Also, demonstrate your grasp of economic concepts by playing the highly addictive Lemonade Stall! Respond to consumer demand when you have no market power, or risk losing!
Try out a mishmash of your subjects in Mugjong!, the only game that combines different subjects together and helps you revise. The rules remain, but the tiles have vectors, organic chemistry, and economic concepts on them!
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WARNING: The following post maybe be extremely offensive to some, and contains what some may deem to be highly inflammatory material which will spark debates all over the blogsphere for weeks to come, with arguments and counter arguments and strong supporters on both fronts. A volatile topic that will incite furious verbal sparring. Will you face the truth?
The Truth is NOT recommended for small children or big babies.
Ready for it? Good...
Is there a Santa Claus? - a physicist's point of view
Consider the following:
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical).
This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight.
On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that 'flying reindeer' (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine.
We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.(Which is, the largest cruise ship in the world.)
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.
In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
Therefore, by using the Grinch's rule, Santa never did and never will exist for all Christmases is Real, which can also be expressed in the equation:
The hysterical sobbing and ruined childhood memories should start rightttt about...now.
In the recent influx of muggers, along come those who take pride in destroying the mugger spirits of those hardworking souls. This group of people is called the SLACKERS. Not to say that it's wrong to slack, but when SLACKERS turn EVIL, that's when the horror begins. SLACKERS call themselves SLACKERS because of the following. Beware, muggers, they're amongst us.
Slacking at the STUDY BENCHES. Come on, how mean can they get? Polluting the air there with their nonchalent behaviour about the richness of books. While muggers are desperately trying to cramp their heads full of knowledge, these people disrespect knowledge by sitting back and laughing at lecture notes. Let's visualize that...
(Person pointing at lecture notes and laughing.)
Laughing at the people who studies at the library when they enter, full of themselves, seeking shelter from the hot weather outside. These SLACKERS don't know when to quit! As they move towards the heartbeat of mugging, their give ideas on "how about we just enjoy the air con and leave the tutorial for later?"
Achieving good grades while hanging around outside school, pointing and teasing those who go home immediately. If you can refer to the previous post on mugger types, yes, most slackers with good grades are ninja muggers(OCT 23 2006)! They promote the art of slacking while they themselves persude the way of the mugger.
Controlling the minds, inducing an innocent mugger to follow up on their carelessness of school work. When SLACKERS shed their friendly skin, the fearful wolf looms from abover. If a mugger ever allows a SLACKER to penetrate into your circle of trust, the mugger will have to really up their defenses before SLACKER infects you and turns you over.
Killing the spirits of the hardworking souls. As mentioned above, but how do they do that? SLACKERS has mastered the long lost ninja art of stealth, not only to themselves but to objects as well. They will be able to sneak the swords of comics, manga, and non-related-mugger stuff onto tables of muggers during lessons. After the first cut, the mugger will be inclined to continue the infection through self inflicting wounds of the sword. It is dangerous... and deadly.
Enjoying the aftermath of the lost-mugger. When the mugger has finally turned over to a SLACKER, his/her grades will start to fall, resulting in the drastic change in attitude towards studying and mugging. They will start to develop syndromes of the SLACKER, and start to do what the SLACKER does. The ORIGINAL SLACKER, however, will continue to furiously do his ninja mugger stuff and then, when all muggers have reached rock bottom, they emerge winner. Laughing, arrogant and annoying. Now, muggers, this is their intention!! Do not be fooled!! ><
Reaching out for the next victims. The Original SLACKER will then teach the newly evolved SLACKER on the art of slacking. He will guide and mentor the SLACKER until he is fully grown and matured, before letting this SLACKER run off to the next study benches.
So, muggers please beware. If you ever realize that the mugger mask of your mugger buddy is falling off, and you need help, please continue to seek help at 1800-SLACKER. The help line is not open 24/7, so call within the office hours during this time.
Show not your fear and they will be harmless. Be not afraid and they will not attack.
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Mugalomaniac is upgrading to serve you better. What you see now may differ from the final outcome. In the meantime, enjoy reading our current posts as the Plastic Muggers get about to doing the upgrading works.
Can't get your head round that new physics concept? Chem too complicated for you? Mugging powers still unable to unlock that question in math? Don't keep it inside you! Let it all out. Release your pressure, and restart with a clear mind. Go ahead and swear and curse. But wait! It's uncouth, uncultured, impolite and teachers may be around. What do you do? Why, use our swear guide!*
Our swear guide promises that any casual observers will not notice you are using vulgarities, and passing teachers will merely think you are revising your homework in a murderous tone of voice. It also upholds the mugger tradition of incorporating mugging into every aspect of life. Let's begin.
First, I'm sure many of you know the Hokkien swear words. Many also know the abbreviations for them. (Examples will not be mentioned to protect some people's sensitivities) Now, let's muggify these curses! Replace the letters in your abbreviations as such.
K - Potassium
N - Nitrogen
B - Boron
C - Carbon
F - Flourine
U - Uranium
Shown here are the common letters in such abbreviations. They are clunky to use in MSN and more troublesome, but we designed them to be spoken. We assure you that, with practice, you will be able to spew these expletives like a drunken mugger, and fellow muggers will also understand you! To use them, merely state the elements in the combination that spells out your desired word!
*This swear guide was written completely tongue-in-cheek and is to be purely for entertainment purposes. No part of this publication may be reproduced in part or in whole unless this source is acknowleged. Mugalomaniac will not be held responsible for any injury or damages or loss of mugging privileges suffered from the usage of this guide. Copyright Mugalomaniac 2006
we at mugalo has decided that although mugging is of utmost importance to our lives, we must not neglect the very important factor of keeping fit so that the body will be in the tip top shape to mug. so here is a simple muggers' guide to exercising. enjoy!
TableRunning
this sport is not for those afraid of heights and is best done when there is a row of tables for you to run on. after a hard long time of mugging, relieve stress and loosen up those tight muscles by getting up on the table and running on the table tops! jump over the gaps, run and sprint to your hearts' contend! just do not fall off. it would proof disastrous. schools are the best place to do this but remember, do it only at night when no one is around! dont risk getting caught my dear fellow muggers!
LeadRace
as the name suggest, it has to do with your mechanical pencil lead. reload your pencils with a brand new lead and at the count of three, start pushing the pencil like no one's business! the way to cheat in this is to use shaker pencils. the former trains your fingers and the latter, your arms. very good for writing long lengthy essays and highly recommended for arts students with around 17 essays for A levels, each around 4 pages long. dont use sharpening pencils though. nothing will happen.
PageFlipping
yupz! this is fro training your reflex and hand eye cooperation - very good for comprehension. what you do is just flip a thick book from page one to the very last page without flipping more than one page per time. if you flip more than a page, you will have to start from the beginning again and the time will not be reset. good luck! =)
SpeedReading
go online and print out a paragraph of scientific journal full of complicated and long words. get a stopwatch and time yourself the time you take to read the paragraph. then get your mugging partner read it. the winner will get to decide the next location to mug. haha! be a good sport alright? agree to whatever that place is. =)
ForwardHandToss
now what is this you ask. let me tell you. first, drain a disposable cup of its content of coffee or milo or tea or whatever it contained, or finish a packet of snacks. then, crumple up the ex-food container and aim for the nearest rubbish bin. throw. this high skill takes time to hone and months to perfect, yo must estimate the distance of the rubbish bin away from you, calculate the optimum velocity, estimate the optimum strength, calculate when to release the rubbish........ it trains the arm so that it is stronger and can last through more essays. take a break, get your mugging food together and have an aiming competition with your mugging buddies! it is guaranteed to give you people a lot of fun!
and the best of all...
MutualMassage (or MM. no. not MM Lee)
come on man, sitting in one position for so long does give you muscle ache. why not put your mugging materials down and give each other a nice comfortable massage? it relxes the body and sooths the mind. i guarantee you it will increase efficiency level by at least 50%. =)
yupz! so there they are my fellow muggers!have fun mugging! but remember, your body is important too! take care!
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Medication
I'm here again. The doctor prescribed me the following:
Colourful, i know. But it ain't gonna help at all!
This should help though:
Colourful too, but definitely more effective in overcoming MUGGING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS.
Withdrawal Symptoms
Your dear benedict here has fallen ill. Not really ill, just experiencing withdrawal symptoms from not mugging. How did i come to a conclusion? I'll show you.
8 January 2007, monday - mugged after school
9 January 2007, tuesday - mugged after school
10 January 2007, wednesday - mugged after school
11 January 2007, thursday - mugged after school
12 January 2007, friday - mugged after school
13 January 2007, saturday - mugged at Macs.
14 January 2007, sunday - slacked.
15 January 2007, monday - SICK (or better put it, experiencing withdrawal symptoms)
On 15 January 2007, when i was talking to taky about mugging over the phone, i immediately felt slightly better. See? Mugging withdrawal symptoms!
So, it can be concluded that mugging is a continual process by which if mugging is left out of one day, the mugger will fall ill and fall into the ranks of a SLACKER. you wouldn't want to be called a slacker while everyone's a mugger, do you?
Go mug!
Bored of mugging the same old fashioned way? Don't wanna mug in the same old Chemistry class? We have the answer! Using this method is guarateed to spice up your mug life and your friends! Adds a refreshing taste to the same old school, and catapults you into the magical world of Barry Hotter! Use these fantastic terms, drawn straight from thr Barry Hotter universe in your muglife!
Chemistry = Potions
Before: Let's get going to chem tutorial!
After: Hurry! Or we shall miss Potions Class!
*Mugalomaniac shall not be held responsible for any injury or DEATH suffered if any user of this guide refers to his/her's chemistry tutor as Snape.
GP = Muggle Studies
Like, duh?
Econs = Divination
In J1, everything you learn is about predicting a future that will never happen. In other words, male bovine egestion. Perfect competition? Pfft. Productive efficiency? Gah. Allocation efficiency? You'd have better luck looking for Santa Claus.
History = History of Magic
Need I say more?
Maths = Arthimancy
Book 2, Chamber of Secret Muggers, I believe
Physics = Astronomy
Loosely linked but...
Quote of the day: If you mug, you have no life. But how do you kill that which has no life? Therefore Muggers are invincible.
Top 5 things you have to bring when you mug:
5th)
Thy trusty pen! What words can you write with if you have no ink? What studies can you do? What sentences can you construct?
4th)
A mug! This is a symbol for muggers, an object that can tell the tale of the reason behind mugging. Mugs must be kept within sight and reach of a mugger, so whenever the mugging motivation is low, just a touch of the mug can refresh the tiring mugger, in a way that the mugger will dash on and continue!
3rd)
A ruler! Muggers find it easy to concentrate, but when your friend in front of you is distracting, a ruler is the best tool to use in reaching over and tapping your friend. Not only that, you can withdraw the ruler at a super fast rate (provided that you mug enough for this skill) and pretend that it's not you.
2nd)
Your GC. Why a GC? Because a GC can not only serve as a convienence calculating tool when you want to calculate probability and such, it also serves as a handy messenger communicater. Just press 2nd func, alpha, and there you go, you can type any word onto the screen. A most handy tool when it comes to talking to your friend in class. Remember, muggers not only mug hard, they mug smart too.
Top thing to bring for mugging is.....
A mugging buddy! What fun is mugging if it's done alone? As seen in school, muggers mug together and they mug hard. So remember, do not leave home without being equipped with all these! Mug hard! ^^
Mugger Urban Legend!
We discovered the urban legend of a curse called the Grim Mugger. If you say "Mug to the end" 3 times in front of a mirror, you will suddenly be consumed by a desire to mug furiously. However, you will die of exhaustion from the rate of your mugging 13 minutes after you say it.
Attack.
Mugging.
Death.
The cause? You have summoned the spirit of a dead mugger who died from sleep deprivation, starvation, and dehydration after mugging for days non-stop. Her spirit is vengeful as she never got to take the exams, so she walks the earth, letting other muggers gain tremendous mugging skills before they die like her.
(The above pictures were taken with a special high speed camera for capturing ghosts on film.)
Recommended Reading for Newbie Muggers.
Need help with your GC? Try Ti-84 plus graphing calculator for DUMMIES! 
Why mug only for JC when you can chiong even harder?
(This is just a small entertaining sub-post to keep you guys entertained...don't worry, the Mugalomaniac Crew have a lot of more stuff waiting in the wings and up their sleeves. (We'll wash them after taking them out.) We'll be publishing once every few days to ensure we have time to come up with new interesting material and to make our current store last longer. Quality before quantity, remember? Cheers!)
Intrigued by my colleague's report on the incident of SAMS (Severe Acute Mugging Syndrome), I have decided to conduct research and interviews with the current batch and an in-depth investigation into this matter. Surprisingly, I have discovered there are actually 2 causes of this syndrome that is spreading across the school.
1. Psychological
Several of the J1s reported having heard rumors about the extensive and highly prevalent mugging sub-culture in our institution. However, the extent of their mugging has led me to the conclusion that these rumors are severely exaggerated. Exaggerated to the point that even J2s are unable to believe their eyes.
While conducting this investigation, this researcher was put in danger while interviewing a hysterical J2 on the current crisis. "Make them stop! Make them stop! I'm J2 and copying homework!!! They're having their 1st 3 months and MUGGING! omigod I am too slack!!!" was one of the comments made. The J2 then shook this researcher violently before curling on the floor in a foetal position, muttering "J1s are mugging. J1s are mugging. J1s are mugging..." Fortunately, this researcher managed to call for help before all was lost.
Horrific tableaus of premature mugging were captured all over Mugland , of J1s mugging at the study benches, library, and canteen.
2. Conspiracy theories
Possibly true are the theories of M rays, which have been floating about Mugland recently. Allegedly, the administration replaced all our school's flourescent ones with special ones manufactured in Germany. The administration contacted a German research company doing studies in the area of human brainwaves, and contracted them to invent a special M ray emitter to be installed within all flourescent lights.
M rays were discovered by this German company in 2005. However, the technique of producing them was only perfected last last year, which explains the introduction of these M ray emitters (MREs) this year. Thorough research was conducted on M rays from 2005-2006.
Apparently, M rays are a special wavelength that affect the brain directly scrambling its own natural wavelength. It overpowers the need or desire to slack and relax, replacing it with signals that demand the body gain more information. It has no known physical effects to-date, and it merely increases the rate and tendency to mug of the average student to the threshold of pre-promo mugging levels.
Thus only with exposure of a few days to a week, hundreds of students can be made to settle down into the mugging mood, and to even enjoy it without fuss. This effect of multiplying the desire to mug only lasts as long as continous exposure to M rays is maintained. J2 will not be affected since they have already cultivated a natural desire to mug, and any MREs are ineffective.
However, there is a limitation. The sleep waves of the brain are on a very different wavelength, which is not affected by M rays. Hence although students may be eager to enter lectures, they may not resist the power of sleep. Whispers are going on that the school has contracted the German company responsible for the MREs and a Japanese research firm on sleep to work together to devise a new emitter to prevent us from sleeping in lectures too. Results are expected to be seen in 2008.
Conclusion
Hence, a combination of these 2 factors has a snowball effect which causes students to mug unnaturally early and hard. Hence the term, SAMS. It is labelled a syndrome as it is not an illness, as the symptoms stop as soon as the factors are removed.
Why we mug
Seniors in a mugger school have recently discovered that their degree of studiousness is not up to standard! This has came as a shock to many as they realize how minute their habits of mugging are when the new batch of students came in. Mugalomaniac has went to check out the incident, and reporter M has went to the school and reced the area.
JC1s studying at the study benches during break.
This event is extremely astonishing as the JC1s, newly arrived and fresh after orientation, has already caught onto the mugger culture. What is more is that the students do not have any tutorial lessons yet, but they are already preparing for them. Just wanting to be really prepared? I think not. The signs are obvious, the school has been rewarded well for their constant display of mugging culture, hence attracting such company.
JC1s sitting outside LT, waiting to attend lectures.
Such enthusiasm displayed by our younger generation. Such energy, such love for education, for knowledge! Queuing to get better seats so they can properly bask in the ambience of the mugger environment. Wanting to be in the best positions to feel and understand and enjoy the mugs of school. What is it that led to such actions? Was it the proper introduction, the open house? Or is the school forever cursed, (or blessed) by the aura of undying muggeration. This is a mystery that only time can unwrap.
Muggers, your legacy will remain.
well, in this new episode, i shall tell you all about ben's ken's and my mugging connectivity and capacity.
kenneth has been calling his the mugmode and today, i coined the new phrase mugtooth and ben followed up with an inframug.
my mugtooth is the strongest as i can still mug 10m away from my notes, followed by ben coz his is inframug - can mug a short distance away from his notes. poor kenneth though. gelled to his papers coz his mugmode only works on contact with his mugging material. oh dear. if yours is mugmode, better bring a pen with you all the time. it may be accepted as a mugging material.
so, with all these terms, does it make the educational system a telco industry?
Some Things..Never Change
Before 'A' levels
Ending of 'A' levels
After 'A' levels
Some things never change, don't they? Just when you thought you were free...what's the price for sashimi again? Damn...let me check the menu...
Labels: plastic muggers
Not just cheers, we've put a spin on the wildly-popular, ever-happy, couple dance song, Accidentally in Love!!! Let's give it up for Accidentally In Love (Remix), Accidentally We Mug! (Press "play" below.) Labels: songs remugged
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Accidentally In Love (remix remug) - Counting Crows
So she said what's the problem mugger?
What's the problem I don't know
Well, maybe I must mug
(mug)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to learn this?
Just to learn it cause I can't ignore it if it's math
(math)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout math
Oh,come on, come on
Mug a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Because everybody's gonna mugggggg...
So I said I'm a mugger learnin'
Running down into the notes that's coming all this words
Mugging under blue skies reading out
K-I shimmering words
Well baby I surrender
To the mid year ex-ams
Never ever end of all this math
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your words,oh
These lines of numbers
Mean we're always mugging,
Always mugging,no,no
Come on, come on
Mug a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Lets mug inside the schoolllll
Oh, come on, come on
Mug a little harder
Come on, come on
If you feel a little brighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time mug-gerssss...
We're accidentally mug-gerrsss...
* Accidentally mug-gerssssss (x8)
Accidentally
* I'm mugging, I'm mugging,
I'm mugging, I'm mugging,
I'm mugging, I'm mugging,
Accidentally (x2)
Come on, come on
mug a little birghter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself mugging....
Mug....
I'm mugging...
remugged by DJ -=[K]=- ;)
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Original Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
So she said what's the problem baby?
What's the problem I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
(Love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love
(Love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
Oh,come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Everybody's after love
So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies belting out
Sunlight shimmering love
Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love,oh
These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone,no,no
Come on, come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
Oh, come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time in love
We're accidentally in love
* Accidentally in love (x8)
Accidentally
* I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally (x2)
Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her
Love
I'm in love
To upkeep the orientation mood throughout the year, we have adapted cheers that can be used anytime, anywhere, anyhow! Use them to maintain the upbeat mugging mood! WOOOO~!
Cheer 1 :
YOU GOT MUG OR NOT?
MUGGED.
YOU GOT MUG OR NOT?
MUGGED.
YOU GOT MUG OR NOT?
MUGGED LAH.
*pzzzzt*
WOOOOOOOOOO~
Cheer 2 :
Who you wanna be ya?
Su-per Mug-ger!
Who you wanna be ya?
Su-per Mug-ger!
Which position?
Number ONE!
Which Position
Number ONE?
Cheer 3 :
2, 4 ,6 ,8
Who do we appreciate?
Lecture notes!
Clap 2X
Teachers!
Clap 2X
Tutorials!
Clap2X
Meridian!!!!!!
WOOOOO~!
Cheer 4 :
Stay clear,
We're here,
So you better be in fear,
Coz we're muggers WOOOOO~.
We're muggers WOOOOOO~
Cheer 5 :
Awesome!
Oh wow!
Like totally freak me out!
M-U-G-G-E-R-S HOORAY!
AWESOME MUGGERS
TOTALLY!
Cheer 6:
Ooooh bio, physics physics econs,
mathe-mathe-matics.
Ooooh tutorials, GP GP KI,
lecture-lecture-theaters.
Ooooh muggers,
mighty mighty muggers.
YEAH~
Cheer 7:
We are?
Mugging!
We are?
Mugger!
We are?
Mugging Mugger!
What mugger?
Super Muggers!
Then the rest?
SLACKERS~
And a song to mug to, all for Orientation's sake.
I wonder if you know, how they mug in Meridian.
If you seen it and you mean it then you really have to go,
Meridian~ MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG.
Meridian~ MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG.
Remember, VINCITORE.
Victory goes to the most perservering.
OGL expansion pack for DOTM
Skill:
WOOOOOO~!
Effect:
Recovers 20HP to user and freshies in a 3 unit radius. Increase attack 10% for 20 seconds. Skill will fail if overused, resulting in 40% reduction in character communication.
Skill:
Orientation Cheer (Must be cast by 3 mug-leaders at the same time.)
Effect:
Recovers 75HP to users and freashies in a 10 unit radius. Increase attack 45% for 1 minute.
Item:
Orientation Placard
Effect: Increases 20% Attack and Defense of bearer. Increases 10% Attack and Defense of freshies of the same class in a 4 unit radius.
iit's de nEww yEarr le. keKex. n sch0ol iish g0iin tuu staRt s0on. dhatt's mEanS mUggiin! aNd oRiientatii0n iish c0miin tuu. yaYneSs.
aniiwaes, yessH, Let'S welc0Me taKyy. hEhs.
aNd 0h, dunnch miind moii. tRyy n0rt muGgiin feR 2 m0ntHs n euur braiin tuRns tuu musHxzzzxx~ kEkkx.
jUst a rEmiinder, habb euu d0ne euur h0mew0rk? kekex.
