Mugalomaniac.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Muggers beware!

In the recent influx of muggers, along come those who take pride in destroying the mugger spirits of those hardworking souls. This group of people is called the SLACKERS. Not to say that it's wrong to slack, but when SLACKERS turn EVIL, that's when the horror begins. SLACKERS call themselves SLACKERS because of the following. Beware, muggers, they're amongst us.

Slacking at the STUDY BENCHES. Come on, how mean can they get? Polluting the air there with their nonchalent behaviour about the richness of books. While muggers are desperately trying to cramp their heads full of knowledge, these people disrespect knowledge by sitting back and laughing at lecture notes. Let's visualize that...

(Person pointing at lecture notes and laughing.)

Laughing at the people who studies at the library when they enter, full of themselves, seeking shelter from the hot weather outside. These SLACKERS don't know when to quit! As they move towards the heartbeat of mugging, their give ideas on "how about we just enjoy the air con and leave the tutorial for later?"

Achieving good grades while hanging around outside school, pointing and teasing those who go home immediately. If you can refer to the previous post on mugger types, yes, most slackers with good grades are ninja muggers(OCT 23 2006)! They promote the art of slacking while they themselves persude the way of the mugger.

Controlling the minds, inducing an innocent mugger to follow up on their carelessness of school work. When SLACKERS shed their friendly skin, the fearful wolf looms from abover. If a mugger ever allows a SLACKER to penetrate into your circle of trust, the mugger will have to really up their defenses before SLACKER infects you and turns you over.

Killing the spirits of the hardworking souls. As mentioned above, but how do they do that? SLACKERS has mastered the long lost ninja art of stealth, not only to themselves but to objects as well. They will be able to sneak the swords of comics, manga, and non-related-mugger stuff onto tables of muggers during lessons. After the first cut, the mugger will be inclined to continue the infection through self inflicting wounds of the sword. It is dangerous... and deadly.

Enjoying the aftermath of the lost-mugger. When the mugger has finally turned over to a SLACKER, his/her grades will start to fall, resulting in the drastic change in attitude towards studying and mugging. They will start to develop syndromes of the SLACKER, and start to do what the SLACKER does. The ORIGINAL SLACKER, however, will continue to furiously do his ninja mugger stuff and then, when all muggers have reached rock bottom, they emerge winner. Laughing, arrogant and annoying. Now, muggers, this is their intention!! Do not be fooled!! ><

Reaching out for the next victims. The Original SLACKER will then teach the newly evolved SLACKER on the art of slacking. He will guide and mentor the SLACKER until he is fully grown and matured, before letting this SLACKER run off to the next study benches.

So, muggers please beware. If you ever realize that the mugger mask of your mugger buddy is falling off, and you need help, please continue to seek help at 1800-SLACKER. The help line is not open 24/7, so call within the office hours during this time.

Show not your fear and they will be harmless. Be not afraid and they will not attack.

Lecture delivered at 1:07 PM by jessXW