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Saturday, January 20, 2007
Swearing for Muggers.

Can't get your head round that new physics concept? Chem too complicated for you? Mugging powers still unable to unlock that question in math? Don't keep it inside you! Let it all out. Release your pressure, and restart with a clear mind. Go ahead and swear and curse. But wait! It's uncouth, uncultured, impolite and teachers may be around. What do you do? Why, use our swear guide!*


Our swear guide promises that any casual observers will not notice you are using vulgarities, and passing teachers will merely think you are revising your homework in a murderous tone of voice. It also upholds the mugger tradition of incorporating mugging into every aspect of life. Let's begin.


First, I'm sure many of you know the Hokkien swear words. Many also know the abbreviations for them. (Examples will not be mentioned to protect some people's sensitivities) Now, let's muggify these curses! Replace the letters in your abbreviations as such.
K - Potassium
N - Nitrogen
B - Boron
C - Carbon
F - Flourine
U - Uranium
Shown here are the common letters in such abbreviations. They are clunky to use in MSN and more troublesome, but we designed them to be spoken. We assure you that, with practice, you will be able to spew these expletives like a drunken mugger, and fellow muggers will also understand you! To use them, merely state the elements in the combination that spells out your desired word!

*This swear guide was written completely tongue-in-cheek and is to be purely for entertainment purposes. No part of this publication may be reproduced in part or in whole unless this source is acknowleged. Mugalomaniac will not be held responsible for any injury or damages or loss of mugging privileges suffered from the usage of this guide. Copyright Mugalomaniac 2006

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