this post will be dedicated to the common ailments that true-blue muggers will face. so fellow muggers out there, do take note and help the muggers around you who is afflicted by grim mugger's *creepy stage whisper* curse that doesnt kill...
arm malfunction
this afflicts arts students the most, especially during the time of block tests, mid years and end of years. they cause the writing arm to go limp from extreme exhaustion and tremble when held still. carry their bags for them and volunteer to give them massages. it might help.
brain drain
brain drain happens when one mugs so much that he is near the point of a mugger death. the grim mugger must hate the person a lot, to plug out the information that the mugger has painfully studied and leave him in a lurch. this is caused by stress and depression that the grim mugger had so cruelly inflicted. when you see a mugger handing in a blank paper even after mugging his ass off, bring him out for lunch and a movie and give him a treat. the nice gestures will most probably chase the grim mugger away. grim mugger cant stand niceties.
information constipation
this painful affliction will take place when a mugger is given too much new information at one go and is unable to digest all the information quickly enough, causing the information to clog up and ball up together in to one big mess of facts, resulting in a headache and distress. best to give the mugger some space and to explain the facts slowly to him, that is, unless you have information constipation too, then better sit down together and quickly figure everything out, before extreme constipation occurs.
We have a joke!
Question: When does five times five gives fourteen thousand four hundred?
Answer: When you shout them out.
Happy Chinese New Year to all you muggers out there! While this Mugalomaniac was out getting income (I) from consumers today, I realised that there actually was a Circular Flow of Oranges. JC2s, take out the notes that came around the end of last year. JC1s, borrow their notes on aggregate demand and aggregate supply.
The Circular Flow of Oranges
Every Chinese New Year, Oranges are exchanged between visiting relatives on both sides of the family. So much so that you don't know how many pairs of hands your oranges have passed through, or how many people have "recycled" them. This recycling is a common occurrence, which leads me to believe that it is possible to apply the "Circular Flow of Income" to this situation.
Here are two simplified diagrams to illustrate the similarites. Some details present in the actual economic diagram are not included here. Fig.1 is NOT recommended to be used for mugging.
Fig. 2
Now we can also calculate Aggregate Demand for oranges!
Aggregate Demand
C: Consumption
I: Investment
G: Govt. Spending
X: Exports
M: Imports
Hence, AD = C+I+G+(X-M)
Aggregate demand for oranges
C: Your Consumption
I: New oranges some other people bought to swap with you
G: Extra oranges people gave you
X: Oranges you gave away
M: Oranges you received
In a free market with perfect competition and zero information failure, ideally there would be no externalities, and people would give and receive oranges two at a time. You would end with the same amount of oranges you started with and X-M=0
Labels: Circular Flow of Oranges
This world is a jungle. To survive you must know the tricks of the trade, the subtle nuances and flaws of your predators, how to spot danger in the air. You must be able to see Them coming, and to know what to do and what not to do. This guide aims to familiarise you with the Hunters, and what not to do to become the Hunted.
1.DOs
-stay inconspicious
-try your best to take down as much information as possible
-stay awake
2.DON'Ts
-fall asleep (and risk getting HIT by ze evil Herr Doktor R)
-draw attention to yourself.
(a zebra does not go about with a sign on its back saying"HI LIONS! EAT ME! =))
This includes, laughing in a particularly loud/strange/distictive way or making any weird noises if anything funny happens. The Hunter may just pick on you to answer the next question, before having your liver with onions.
-be hated. (if you are, sorry, you're screwed anyway and we can't do anything sbout it.) If you are an EFB (Everyone's Favourite Bastard) like Arjun (hehehe) then too bad too.
3.KNOW YOUR ENEMY
Here we shall elaborate on the general hunting patterns of our Hunters. They are generally very lazy and hunt near the front of the theatre, instead of walking to the back. The middle and left/right rows are at risk here. However, since the most proficient race of these Hunters are the Econs hunters as they know how to minimise their personal cost and maximise profit, an in-depth study was conducted into their hunting patterns by the University of Mugsbridge in 2006.
The Hunting Patterns of Homo Lecturus-Econs: study by UoM (2006)
Authored by:
Anne Nimal
Eva Lucione
Carl Darwin
Dr. Gene-Ettic Dryft(died on the job-forgot definiton of demand. He shall be deeply missed.)
the memory of
Dr. Gene-Ettic Dryft
1989-2007
Preamble:
An in-depth study was conducted into the hunting patterns of Econ Lecturers(ELs) in 2006. Our team spent one year camping in the untamed Mugland wilderness, in the plains of the cyptically-named sector LT4, known as the favoured hunting ground for ELs. We respectfully present our findings to the scientific mugging community of the world. These are our results:
-ELs are hunters of convenience.
They prefer to stalk muggers along the aisle, and approach them fearlessly head-on. This is because they know we have no chance of resisting or escaping. Even with this controversial kill method, we have recorded a consistent 100% kill-rate among each EL we observed. Note: ELs have been know to attack those sitting one or two seats away from the aisle too.
-ELs sometimes hunt in sprees.
Sometimes, ELs are satisfied with one kill, and back off, returning to the Table. Othertimes, their hunger may not be so easily sated. In such cases, they like to go on kill sprees. However, there is a distinct pattern to it. They kill alternately. Having devoured a mugger in the aisle, say B1, they will move up the aisle, but not attack the mugger in the next row. They move up to take out the one sitting one row up, in seat D1, before moving on or returning. So if \yu see an attack happening, and you are sitting like 2 or 4 rows behind, you could be next.
Ways to avoid attack:
-get into the LT early to pick choice seats
-pick seats NOT along the aisle
-middle seats are best, minimum is 4th seat from aisle.
Of course if your class sits at the back, you should be relatively safe. Do try not to be a joker in class, and someone your lecturer will remember in the LT. You can also try the perfectly economical way of assuming you are not being asked to answer a question. ELs love to assume things. They may be fooled into thinking you are one of them and stop. (Warning:Results may vary-did not work for Dr. Dryft)
Labels: Hunting Patterns
It's been a while, but Plastic Muggers is back! Labels: googol google-ene
As we all know, we being Meridians, today was the MJC VS TPJC friendly match, which, by the way, we owned them 4-1. I know, TPJC must be wanting to know what's the secret to such a great soccer team. The secret? The soccer players lah. But see, our soccer players are not just any random soccer players.
Even wondered how those soccer players manage to make such fantastic goals and passes each time? Ever wondered how the ball seem to go from one person to another so perfectly? We know how THEY do that. All of them apply physics concepts right there and then. They are probably students who, in the past time, mug about the law of gravity, relative velocities and even all of newton's law. Seriously, how are they able to make those perfect angled shots on the spot? There must be a calculator or something in their head, calculating all those formula that they recall on the spot. They could even have a protractor in their minds or something; what else can explain those perfect angles? Think about it!
So, to all those proficient in physics, we suggest you join the nearest football club and make a career out of it.
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Send in your feedbacks, your ideas, anything that you want us to hear. Just send it to mugalomaniac@gmail.com.
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Hi. I was having a conov with my very strssed friend Shawn here, and he came up with some pretty nice mugalo material. Enojy. The stuff here is preseted in its original contexts, only without my comments and the MSN nicks.
let H be the no. of homework done, T be the time taken, and M be the level of moodiness.
by differential equation modelling, we have the following D.E.
oh yea
assuming that rate of doing homework is proportional to the rate of increased moodiness.
dH/dt= k(dM/dt) where k is a positive constant.
hence.
integrate the D.E. above to find the definite no. of homework required to drive a person insane. (M=100)
wAIITTTTTTT
if you integrate that one.
you will get one C
hmm
nid one set of data
"given that partial insanity occurs (M=50) when the definite no. of homework given to do is 20, find the definite no. of homework required to drive a person insane (M=100)"
the M rays ionized the air to form nucleophilic M- ions.
these ions approaches our brain and is attracted to our partially positively charged brain particles.
to form a pentavalent insanity transition state
In the pentavalent insanity transition state, the M- B(brain) bond strengthens while the B-B bond weakens, eventually all the B (brain) ions leave the brain to form a substituted insanity condition product.
CASE STUDY: PAE J1S MUGGING MADLY.
for further verification of the nucleophilic substitution of brain ions with M ions, please do a field study on the effects of M rays on the J1s. DEADLINE: to be submitted next week.
lololololol
then u wanna test for insanity
throw concentrated H2SO4 on the person at 180 degree celsius, reflux.
if he screams
he is normal
if he says " ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm undergoing elimination now"
"NoOO!!!!!!! my hydroxide ions and hydrogen ions!! dun take them away master plzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Labels: graphic calculator
1. To calculate stuff and draw graphs. (Duh.)
2. To play games in lectures.
3. To squash bugs with.
4. To defend yourself with if you are being robbed.
5. To hurl at the guy who just attempted to rob you.
6. To kill the guy who you knocked down and who attempted to rob you.
7. To show off to your wide-eyed juniors as they gape as its 235 buttons and 8576 functions and 73 games.
8. To pass messages in lessons.
9. To chope seats in the canteen or lecture.
10. A paperweight.
Mugalomaniac will not held liable for any damages(to user or GC), injury, or loss of life suffered form the employment of your graphic calculator in the above methods. Appropriate caution must be used when putting your graphic calculator to the aforementioned uses.
