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Saturday, March 31, 2007

There is no heat.

Saturday, March 31
1:48PM
Eastern Wire Press
-John Decipere

There is a new discovery that scientists at the University of Middlesex have made. Apparently, according to their the latest results from their Department of Thermophysics, the existence of heat as an energy has been debunked. Instead, evidence have shown that another form of energy, or rather, anti-energy exists. It is called anti-thermoflux charge regenerating wave particles, or coldites in layman terms.

Heat does not exist; it is just used to explain the absence of coldness.
This groundbreaking discovery was discovered by scientist Michael Witz, and his team of scientists who won a grant in December 2006 to design a new more energy efficient motor for refrigerators. The have submitted their findings to the National American Journal of Thermophysics, and are awaiting futher testing by other scientists around the world. Witz and his revolutionary team are now testing how many coldite particles need to be stabilised to heat 100g of water by 1k.

An explantion of this theory would be for example, air-conditioners cool down a room by generating and blowing coldite anti-energy particles into a room to lower the temperature. When the air-conditioner is turned off and the windows are opened, these coldite particles are lost, thus warming up the room again.

All substances produce coldite particles, or rather, re-activate coldite particles that have acheived equilibrum. Some machinery, like the air-conditioner, produce strong coldite-generating and agitating fields that increases the rate of inflow of coldite particles and also agitate coldite particles so they will start vibrating and move randomly across the space they are enclosed in, cooling everything down by generating an anti-thermoflux wave.

However, coldite particles can also be absorbed by the environment as we are living within an anti-coldite field, produced by the movement of the molten core of the earth, also responsible for shifts in the earth's magnetism. This field attracts and absorbs coldite particles and stabilises them. The rate at which coldite is produced and coldite is being absorbed or stabilised is usually at an equilibrium, thus producing fairly constant temperatures.

There are cases whereby certain substances have much-higher affinity for coldite, causing continuous and inordinate increase in temperatures. Fire produces a strong anti-coldite field by producing a concentrated thermoflux wave, which absorbs and counters coldite particles around it, neutralising the cold and producing "warmth", or the absence of coldite particles. Some materials can absorb large amounts of coldite, thus greatly increasing the temperature of a substance. When the once coldite-depleted substance is left to cool, it will naturally produce coldite particles on its own, in addition to the coldite particles in the environment which will cool it, bringing its temperature down to equilibrium again. Absolute zero is actually generated by producing a strong coldite field so that the concentration of coldite can be increased to the maximum, which is 273 coldite particles per millimetre cubed.

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