[UPDATE] Labels: plastic muggers
The Mugalomaniac site is now officially awesome. ^^ iMug plus!
[\UPDATE]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. As some who follow my blog will know, a few days ago my phone peacefully passed away in the middle of use. I was not too peaceful. I doggedly didn't let it go to heaven so easily. My 6280 dropped out of the network without a peep on the quiet afternoon of June 18th and never woke up. I even sent it to Nokia General Hospital where they told me it required serious invasive surgery as its brain (hard drive) was broken. Phone stroke? The prices were very invasive too. $150 for Open Phone Surgery, no guarantees. No guarantees it might not have a relapse.
(This is all a little long but I'll get to my point soon.)
That phone has given me plenty of problems in the past, one of which is that it was mildly autistic. It couldn't communicate well. It couldn't talk to my com using the cable. So I had to buy a translator(mini SD card adaptor), and remove its memory and plug it straight in every time I had to load stuff in. Then I used Ben's CD to get Vista. Somehow, even the memory card can't be detected. Using my old 1.3 MP digital camera, the memory card didn't work. So the card reader is screwed by Vista probably.
So I can't transfer any pics online. Well, not strictly. If I wanted to go through a long troublesome process that involves another person and another computer. But since my phone is dead, and so is the connection, our only hope is that I get that w610i(with auto focus finally!) I've been eyeing and use a WORKING Phone to PC USB connection. (Not like the stupid 6280...) So just keep your fingers crossed that I get a phone? So this means...that there will be no more Plastic Muggers for a while. Yup. I went through all that to say that the Plastic Muggers will not be here for quite a while. Because I cannot load the pics. Just when I had an interesting idea...
[teaser]The title is: Harry Mugger and the KI Student's Rock[/teaser]
Alright, Vista is becoming a pain in the aft. Because it says my graphics sucks, I can't use Aero (transparent windows) and I cannot use windows movie maker "because j00r gr4phicz suxx0r lolololol pWn3d. tank yuo f0r y00sing wind0es v1st4 roflmao!!!!" There goes the thought of a tribute movie. =[
I used the main com. New readers, its best to read all the comics before viewing the video so it doesn't spoil anything. =]
It's been a long time but we're going to Labels: songs remuggedremix remug another song. Hehs, thought you might want to get a sneak preview to the lyrics of one of the songs on our album. X)
Don't get us wrong though, we like this song. =]
[EDIT:I think the player wasn't working, replaced it. =) ]
When I was a young boy,
My father took me into a JC
To see the muglanders.
He said,
"Son when you grow up,
Would you be the mugger of the bio,
The physics and the chem?"
He said
"Will you complete them,
Your homework
And all the math tutorial,
The worksheets that you have?
Because one day
They'll leave you,
To lead you in the big 'A's,
To join the mug parade."
When I was A young boy,
My father took me into a JC
To see the muglanders.
He said,
"Son when You grow up,
Would you be the mugger of the bio,
The physics and the chem?"
Sometimes I get the feeling, she's watching over me
And other times I feel like I should mug
Went through it all, the pass and fail
The muggers in the rooms
And when you're gone we want you all to know
We'll carry on, We'll carry on
And though you've grad and gone believe me
The 'A' Levels will carry on
We'll carry on
And with my pens I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it
A "U" grade sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So mark it red and take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call
To carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're grad and gone believe me
The 'A' Levels will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you've subpassed and got advanced
On and on we carry our notes
Oh oh oh
Disappointed faces of your peers
Oh oh oh
Take a look at me 'cause I cannot care at all
Do or die
You’ll never fail me
Because the world will never take my "A"
Go and try; you’ll never fail me
We want it all, we want to score an "A"
I won’t explain, or say I’m sorry
I’m unashamed, I’m gonna show my marks
Give a cheer, for all the slackers
Listen here, because it’s who we are
I'm just a man; I'm not a mugger
Just a boy, whose meant to do his work
I'm just a man; I'm not a mugger
I
Can't
Fail!
We'll carry on, We'll carry on
And though you're grad and gone believe me
The 'A' Levels will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you've subpassed and got advanced
Your weary teacher marches on
You’ll never fail me
Because the world will never take my "A"
Go and try; you’ll never fail me
We want it all, we want to score an "A"
Do or die
You'll never fail me
Because the world will never take my "A"
Go and try; you'll never fail me
We want it all, we want to score an "A"
We'll carry on
I have a dream. A dream that one day the 4 of us will form a band. We shall call it Volume of Revolution because it sounds cool. We have no idea who will be playing what instruments as of yet. Nevertheless we might need some help getting instruments. Oh, and music lessons. This is because P(someone has formal music training) = 0.50, when E(x) is 4. All kind donators(of instruments and the like) will receive a free signed and autographed copy of our first CD to be released in oh, 2010. Two of us have to do NS...remember? So it might take a while. Our first album will be tentatively titled "dy/dx". Song titles tentatively are:
Band: Volume of Revolution
Album: dy/dx
Song titles:
1.Volume of Revolution
2.Integration
3.Differentiation
4.Wake Me Up When 'A' Levels End
5.I write Essays, not Equations (to all the Arts students out there)
6.Call Me When You're Mugging
7.Keep Your Hands off my GC
8.Sugar, We're Going To Mug
9.Welcome To The Mug Parade
10.Accidentally We Mug
11.Sunday Mugging
12.Boulevard of Broken Pencils
[Hidden Track] Papercut
Proposed album cover:
Oh, and thanks on supporting us for these 100 posts, and hopefully many more to come. Cheers! ^^
after the congratulations from -=[K]=-, i have a very sorry message to post to all muggers. although our mugger brains now have proper good food to give it a turbo boost (just why didnt they think of this sooner man), im very sorry to say that the school has installed four televisions... AND IT IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUAL SHOWS!! (nor is it announcements)
they show, at best, channel newsasia, followed by channel U, 8 and 5. what has happened to our mugging culture?! first the... the... that website.. the revamp! then now... now... TV!! in the... the... CANTEEN!! and then... the CHANNELS!!!
*drops in a dead faint*
lol! congrats to all muggerians man! we get tv shows in our canteen! just that our studies how ah.........? lol!
Primetime UPDATE!
This came in a few hours ago...Sakae Sushi has occupied the last empty stall in MJC! The last stall is no longer empty, but filled with delicious yummy sushi for the elite students to enjoy. Rumor has it that you have to show them a test pape with an 'A' on it to redeem it for a plate of sushi (just kidding!)
Supposedly, its opening tomorrow, so students can look forward to a tasty dish of Japanese cuisine to drown their sorrows in after their next exam paper. Who says MJC is muggerish? We have zomgwtfbbqpwnsauce sakae sushi FTW!!!!!!11
Congrats to all MJC students.
Normal Posting Continues:
Preparations for the mid years getting you down? Not sure where to start? Never fear! Spice up your muggerific life with 3 new products! Introducing 3 new products, iDunno, Shui Bian, and iThink So! No more relying on your boring TYSes with only 40% of the answers given! Each package consists of one sealed A4 plastic file containing a few sets of notes on a random 'A' level subject and the corresponding revision questions. (ANSWERS ALL INCLUDED!) With the randomness of iDunno, Shui Bian, and iThink So, you never know what you're going to mug next!
iDunno caters to Science muggers, with the following possibilities available:
Biology
Mathematics
Chemistry
Physics
Shui Bian caters to Arts muggers, with the following possibilities available:
Geography
Economics
History
Literature
For those who don't fit in, ;) iThink SO gives you:
Knowledge & Inquiry
General Paper
China Studies in English
General Studies in Chinese
Hurry! get your pack of iDunno, Shui Bian, or iThink So now!
iDunno, Shui Bian, or iThink So are available at all major bookstores and college photocopying shops across Singapore.
The new iMug comes in Bold Black as the new iMug Music Edition, now with bluetooth headphones capabilities.
*cues wow*
And if you're wondering why the new banner looks very familiar, well, we HAVE to keep up with the latest trends going around in school.
X)
What did the school management do to MJC's school website? They even added a cheesy background music! And who's that person with the headphones?!? And... And... the animation colour can be changed! They... they... copied Mugalomaniac! My gosh, the nerves they have.
Meridians, what do you think of the new website? Kenneth thinks they hired an image consultant to throw off the shackles of being labeled a Mugger school. I think so too.
17 June 2007 - First usage of Chinese characters and/or smileys in a Plastic Muggers Comic.
Script for this this ad contributed by Ben. =D
Note: The black bubbles quote the words from Jigoku Shoujo, an anime shown on Arts Central every Mon - Wed at 12 AM. It's about a hell girl who takes revenge on people for you. Provided you sell her your soul when you die in return. You access this website at 12am to contact her by entering the name of the person you wish to take revenge on. What I'm quoting are the words the hell girl speaks when she condemns someone to hell. =]
Anyway, according to this:
Some people may not get the point of these jokes. Well, we're merely spoofing the release of these canned drinks in Singapore, which selling point appear to be, well, you don't know what you're drinking! For more info: look HERE.
And... according to THIS:
We should be wary of what we type. Because it seems even hell has heard of us. =X And I think it's located somewhere below the Netherlands.
Labels: plastic muggers
Labels: plastic muggers
Something you don't know is coming your way. Soon.
Labels: Econs for dummies
(For the uninformed, "kua simi kua" is hokkien for "what you lookin' at?"
We attempt to explain everyday things scientifically. Don't worry if you don't get it. Check your organic chemistry notes in J2. ^^
Welcome foreign visitors! As you may know, Singapore's currently tourism campaign is "Uniquely Singapore", which makes us a little, uh, different now. Thus by coming to our site, you may not understand certain "Uniquely Singaporean" terms. In order to ensure their meaning is fully grasped for the benefit of ALL. =D I will attempt to explain some terms. (100% accuracy is not guaranteed)
1)Holiday
Defined as a period of self-enforced studying and revision for students that is semi-compulsory, because if they refuse to do so, failure in the upcoming exams is expected. Occasionally, a trip to the movies or outings with friends are acceptable. The only perks are sleeping in and staying up, and uh...more time with your notes?
2)Notes
Something to be memorised front-to-back, back-to-front, and middle-back-front. It is expected to know exactly which word is the Nth word on the nth page when asked by a teacher.
3)Mugging
The process of memorsing notes till you know them like, well, (see above)
4)Mugger(s)
Person or persons who, mug of course.
4)Recess/Lunch break
A period for students to either
a) change into their uniforms from their Physical Education attire,
b) eat after queueing behind a mile of people, some of whom can "teleport" in front (more on this on friday/sat)
c)and copy or do the relevant homework that is required in the next period or two.
Some manage to cram a), b), AND c) into 50 mins.
5)National Day
A day to be celebrated with a schoolwide celebration like...just watch the (in)famous video
Now the students of muggerland face yet another result of not mugging hard enough. 1.45 signals the end of the last bell, which also dampens the students' spirits.
Sports day is here.
Immediately mugland is buzzing with commotion, as students find all the side gates locked. Handphones were ringing with calls and messages, each distributing only one information : "The side gates are locked."
Now, mugging does not just hone intellectual capacities, it too makes muggers more desperate for books than boots. Sitting on a field the whole afternoon, being exposured to barbaric movements and competition? NOO.
Those who have took the subject before immediately comes up with plan B. The garbage gate. The gate there is short and easy to climb over. Muggers rush to that area to attempt their luck. Unfortunately, the teachers are too smart for them (of course, they're the muggerteachers. Sensei.. ) and soon those who tried were caught.
Well, not that the muggers did not try to run.
Now is the more challenging part, how is it possible to get out of school without being caught?
How a mugger would look at it :
1) Scientific mugger
Create immediate a machine that can either dig a way out, throw a student over, distract teachers, or just teleport. Being the science genius that this mugger is, he can immediately gather recycled materials and on-the-spot make a perfect machine for that.
2) Econs mugger
As an economist, we can assume that ceteris paribus, when you walk out the front gate no teacher will walk past and prevent you from walking out. So blatantly walk out of the front gate, all the while assuming ceteris paribus that you will not be caught.
3) Mathematician mugger
Quickly calculate a normal distribution, with the random variable "number of times a teacher walk past a gate." Then, find the mean and standard deviation, calculate probability using our ever friendly GC. Then, CAMP! and wait till the probability is reached and then go for freedom~!
4) Literature mugger
This mugger requires inspiration to continue studying.
To reach beyond that blue gate to the blue sky...
How far, how long will we be separated from thy graceful embrace..
In such a way that will allow me freedom from this place..
I watch for thee in my pain!
With that move the crowd to tears and rush out before anyone sees you.
5) KI mugger
WARP REALITY!!!!! Hehehehehe.
6) Mugalomaniac mugger
Write an essay about it on mugalomaniac. Then choose the perfect solution before using it. Of course, test it by laughing at the failures of other people. Watch how everyone crowds around all possible exits and how at random times, someone will rush and climb over the gate, before a teacher rushes over.
Disclaimer: All these are for entertainment purposes only. =D
[This one's for the guys. And the gamer chicks out there. And those who understand 1337speak. =) ]
In conjunction with Snowstorm entertainment and a Vulve software collaboration, the much-hyped game "Chemter-Strike: Condition Zero degrees r.t.p." will be released in the later half of never. Here's a sneak preview of the terms to be used in the game. The game will be anticipated to draw approximately half a million players in its first year. Its closed beta version was a resounding success with 250,000 Beta Tester, or Beta Chemmers, as they are known in game signing up.
Gamer Chemicals/In Game Terms:
(to better aid your understanding, please have a periodic table at hand)
j00ranium (Uranium)
usage: i pWn jooranium!
C4gium (seaborgium)
usage: plant t3h C4gium!
sulphur (sucker)
usage: haha!!!!!11 nailed t3h sulphur in t3h face! headsh0t! w00t!
NUub or N(ununbium) (Uub/Ununbium:atomic no. 112)
usage: lololol! pWn3d t3h NUub/ pWn3d t3h Nununbium!
Tellurium
usage: i tellurium t3h chemter-terrorist is ther!
Arsenic (As)
usage: no j00 arsenic! defuze t3h b0mb f1rst!!!!11
Neptunium (Np/No problem)
usage: i can tkae on two playerz easy, Neptunium! (Np!)
Dysprosium (Dy)
usage: hahahahahaha i g0ts yuo now dysprosiummmmmm! (Dyyyyyyy!)
Helium (He)
usage: Helium Helium Helium!!!11 n0w you ar3 de4d!!!1111
Holmunium (Ho)
usage: Holminium Holminium Holminium!!!11 n0w you ar3 de4d!!!1111
Flourine(F), Carbon(C), Uranium(U), Potassium(K), Nitrogen(N), Boron(B), Oxygen(O), Hydrogen(H), Sulphur(S), Iodine(I),Tellurium(Te)
usage: self explanatory. Put the chemicals together in anyway you want. e.g. OxygenHydrogenSulphurHydrogenIodineTellurium(O.H.S.H.I.Te),
Radium,Tungsten,Radium(Ra.W.Ra.)
Common Pairs:
Oxide Magnesium (OMg)
usage: Oxide Magnesium! t3h b0mb has bin plantid!!!!11
Francium Silver (FrAg)
usage: Francium Silver t3h c4mper!!!!1111 Francium Silverrrrr!!!!!11
Potassium Sulphur (KS/kill steal)
usage: no potassium sulphur! no potassium sulphurrrrr!!!11 mine!!!!111
Gallium Hydrogen (GaH)
usage: Gallium Hydrogen! we l0st! im not playin wit j00 n00bz.
One last long one:
Germanium Germanium (Gege/GG/Good Game)Potassium Thorium Xenon (KThXe/kthx) Nitrogen Oxygen (NO)
usage: Germanium Germanium Potassium Thorium Xenon Nitrogen Oxygen rematch, or GGKThXeNO rematch.
