Mugalomaniac.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Primetime Update! - Study Break Broken?

It is confirmed. The rumors are true. In a shocking twist of events today, we have discovered the the school is indeed canceling the study breaks here in Mugland. There has been no official announcement as of yet, but the news has leaked out to quite a few students and teachers, This piece of news has been confirmed by a few teachers, we urge you that this is only hearsay as of yet, so please do NOT put 100% trust into it. (Maybe just 90%.)

Simply put, all we have done today is to uncover more evidence that the school might be canceling the study break but there has been no official response or statement on the matter yet. However, the given reason to all who are privy to this tidbit of information is that our cohort's grades are SO bad that it has been the general management's opinion that we should not be left alone to mug at home. In fact, the only reason that is holding us back from making it a 100% confirmation is the lack of any official comment from the management.

Some claim it is a sign of the Apocalypse yet to come, where the normally sanctified and sacred period of study leave has been withdrawn. They also claim another another sign of the End of Days is the fact that our cohort is doing unusually badly compared to previous years. Indeed, it is believed such an event has never occurred till now in recent history.

So far, we have not discovered whether this event has occurred in other schools (since we do not have any correspondents,) despite hearing this has been a monumentally bad year for other cohorts too. Hence we would like to reach out to you guys. If you have any information on similar occurrences, or if you believe that your cohort is not doing well too, also, do feel free to let us know. We simply wish to ascertain if our school is producing anomalous results or not.

Oh and by the way, this is NOT a joke post or anything. We HAVE received information that the school is canceling our study leave, and asked our teacher ourselves. This informations remains most distressing, and this reporter hopes we will pull through it all.

Good luck to everyone,

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