We know, an update is long overdue. Well, much of this week was spent mainly on updating the banner to including ticking time bombs that you see now!
Anyway, back to posting:
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Thinking of ponning school?
Wait, ponned school already?
Don't have a MC to give to your teacher?
No idea what to write in your parent's letter to make it look convincing?
Here's help!
Presenting the Mugalomaniac Parent's Letter Generator!
It's simple to use! Just fill in the appropriate blanks, choose your options and Ta-Da! A parent's letter!
Labels: plastic muggers
Director's Note:
"Most of you may have heard of the recent flood of defective goods coming out from China, which appears to have a comparative advantage in producing formaldehyde and lead-based paint. Not cardboard though, that story was a fake. So your char siew paos are safe...for now. But what about something close to us? Something we ALL use. No, not toothpaste (containing antifreeze), that occurred a few months ago. And no, the antifreeze does NOT prevent the "short sharp pain" caused by eating ice cream as seen in certain adverts,I'm afraid. And formaldehyde in pajamas does not keep you snug and preserve your age. What I'm talking about is...lecture notes."
This WAS the intro to this strip. Then I was afraid that it would give away too much, so I decided to not use it to be safe. The original title was "Ahhh! It's from China!" also, but I changed it to become more vague so readers would not know what was coming beforehand, and I wouldn't risk spoiling it for some.
I also messed up the placement of text in frame 2 a little and I'd gone beyond the point of no return (i.e. saving over the original and deleting the actual), which is one of my quirks as an artist(?) lol. It is also a bad habit. Anyway, I had to use numbers to manually draw the reader's attention in order for frame 3 to make sense. and it basically doesn't look nice, so I hope for my sake and you guys, that we won't be seeing any more of this again. =]
DISCLAIMER: Purely for entertainment purposes, this strip does not represent the authors views of China in any way, shape, or form, and he acknowledges that NOT ALL its goods are defective. Just...some. Either way America's (X-M) is still getting kicked by it. Cheers.
Anyway, if you've just visited our site, please scroll below for our last post and take the poll and get the chance to choose your top 10 mugging sites!
Anyone remember this?
Yup, it's our list of the top 10 mugging places in Singapore! Posted on January 31 this year. We figure its time for an update, and what better way to do it then through a poll! That's right, we can now reach out to YOU to vote which are Singapore's TOP MUGGING PLACES!
For the lazy ones, here's a quick recap. For the full report, see the link!
10.Void Decks
9.Outside MRT stations
8.Toilet
7.Community Centers
6.School
5.Changi Airport
4.Home
3.Libraries
2.Starbucks/Cafes [tied for 1st]
1.Macdonalds/Fast Food Outlets [tied for 1st]
Well, it's been more than 6 months, and we think its high time for an update. We think that Macdonalds MIGHT not deserve its 1st position in the list due to its new Mugger-Unfriendly policy that means that we muggers have a chance of being chased out at times. We say MIGHT of course, as YOU readers do still have the option of placing it right back at the tippy-top of the list again. We feel removing it entirely from the list is unfair, since we understand their needs, and they are not entirely impolite. It is merely...a reevaluation of the positions on the list to adapt to current changes in the locations.
We wanted to cut Changi from the list, as it is now also Mugger-Unfriendly as there are "No studying" signs around the the observation deck, thus filling the "Mugger Mecca/Heaven" as I once labelled it in my blog with all sorts of negative energy, and rendering the area devoid of the positive organic flow of synchronised mugger energy that filled the area with peace and calm caused by a large amount of people mugging in a certain area. That place has been besmirched with nothing but emptiness, Singaporean families and tourists. However, my friend finds it possible to mug at the Macdonalds and Burger King (or Delifrance) there, which is why we decided to leave it in to be evaluated.
To take the polls, just look right! You can vote for MORE THAN ONE place, so what matter here is the places you say NO to! If you tick everything, it's not going to affect the end results, so please be objective. Try to tick your favourite spots, maybe 3 to 5 of them. We will tally the final scores for each location at the end of everything. So get clicking! Your vote counts! Make your voices heard! Have a say in Singapore's Top 10 mugging places! Also, you can enter a location you think we've missed out as an option too! Have fun!
THESE POLL CLOSE ONE WEEK FROM NOW! ON Saturday night/Sunday morning AT 12AM!
Anyway, for the record, our last quiz:
"If you had a secret and undetectable method of cheating in a test, would you do it?"
Yes - 20
No - 7
Interesting...
News flash: Labels: songs remugged
STUDY BREAK REINSTATED AT MJC: PRINCIPAL ADDRESSES SCHOOL THIS MORNING
Another song remugged.
All The Homework
All the, homework
They are, undone
Tutors, chasing
Finish, quickly
Always, I know
Recess is coming
Writing, scribling, finishing it now
Say it ain't so, I will not slack, turn the games off, staying in school
Na, Na.......
Late day, end school
Work sucks, I know
They left me lectures after exams
Surprises let me know they care
Say it ain't so, I will not slack, turn the games off, staying in school
Na, Na.......
Say it ain't so, I will not slack, turn the games off, staying in school
Keep your pens filled and your eyes peeled, the test will go on, regardless of you
Say it ain't so, I will not slack, turn the games off, staying in school
Keep your pens filled and your eyes peeled, the test will go on, the test will go on, regardless of you.
Happy National Day to all muggers! let us take a moment to honour and to appreciate the excellent public education of singapore! look at its quality! its exemplary results! truly a masterpiece of the government! subsidies to raise demand so it is consumed at a higher level! and causes positive externalities! a system that drives us to excel in all fields Labels: songs remuggedeven at the sacrifice of our social life, sleep time, sanity everywhere! let us be proud of "Home", where our local primary school, secondary schools, JCs, MI, Poly, and universities are.
Whenever I am feeling low
I look around me and I know
That there's others who are mugging
With me wherever i go
I will always recall the city
Know every mugging place
Sail down the river which brings us stress
Winding through my brain's map
Chorus:
This is Home, truly
Where studying's happy
Where my books wait for me
Where the mug juice always flows
This is home, surely
As my senses tell me
This is where I won't be alone
For this is where mugging is home!
When there are troubles to go through
We'll go through our notes for the clues!
There is comfort in the knowledge
That everyone's through it too.
So we'll always mug together,
Just like we've always done!
Just like the system which dulls our senses
There'll always be Singapore! *audience are suppose to be high and cheer raucously now*
Chorus(repeat 2X)
This is Home, truly
Where studies is the life
Where my books wait for me
Where the mug juice always flows
This is home, surely
As my senses tell me
This is where I won't mug alone
For this is where mugging is home!
(For this is where mugging is HOME!!)
so to all muggers out there, have a really happy national day. remember! mug hard for your country's future! think of all the marginal social benefits of mugging hard and not only of the marginal private benefits! make your life MSB=MSC! help the actual growth and potential growth curves (AD and AS) shift to the right! remember what the-famous-economist-whose-name-i-forgot said! "in the long run, everyone's dead!" so make sure you dont die in vain! MUG MUG MUG!!!
oh, and happy national day again muggers!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
senior muggers of mugland! stand together and send your strongest brain waves to the empress of mugland! there is a whisper, a soft invisible breeze that is sweeping through our tightly grouped ranks! feel it! feel the tremor going up and down your spine! the tingling of excitement! but hold! stand fast and pray that this seed of rumour is not a dud!
we might have our study break back!!
yes! the officials, together with the empress, are contemplating reinstating our study break!
so let's just hope that this rumour is unfounded.
ok. fine. my lit teacher just told that when i made a passing remark, quite bitterly as that, that our study break was cancelled. my eyes lighted up man.
good luck senior muggers!
Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers are imaginary numbers. Before reading this post, you might want to watch Barney to get that old dusty thing people call "imagination" or what muggers call "a useless waste of brain power" fired up. Ready? How's it running? What with all the mugging, I bet it's not been turned on for a while, yeah? They could have at least warned us this was coming. Most of us lost our imagining skills 1 year and 8 months ago. Or 8 months for some. Anyway, down to business.
This is a crash course on imaginary numbers. As I have mentioned, Complex Numbers are imaginary numbers. You have to imagine them. This requires your imagination. Say it with me. EE-MAGH-EE-NAY-SHUN. Good! Now, imagining stuff is ok for kids, but after you age till about...say 17, you start to lose it the more you study. Which is why Complex Numbers are tested.
Now look at the number below. Remember to quickly look back before your brain explodes! Ready? Go! How was it? Scary? Looks vulgar and unnatural right? Do you feel that a fundamental law of reality was just been broken? Does it look like it shouldn't exist? There's a primal sense of the laws of nature being violated. Felt like you were falling into an endless pit through a rift in reality? Don't worry. All you need is IMAGINATION! Tell yourself, I can root a negative number. I can root a negative number. Its ok, I won't get hurt. Look at the number. Remember to stop if you feel any headaches. With practice, you won't get that MY-BRAIN-IS-IMPLODING feeling anymore.
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(I'm using my main com to bring you this, so I can't get the same control as on my laptop, so its a tad ugly.) Now look at the picture below. the "a" part is real, dont worry, but the "bi" part is not. Or "b" part.You should see the text "a+bi" both on top and at the bottom of the picture. It takes imagination!
So if you see "a+b" ONLY, it means your imagination isn't strong enough to produce an i on the screen. If you see only one "i", it means your imagination can only handle one imaginary number at one time. You need to train it up more. Try focusing all your energy on the blank spot where the "i" is. Stare at it for a few seconds. It might slowly appear if you try hard enough. If it fades in and out, you're almost there, just practice a little more.
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Our advice is to watch Barney. If you think its ridiculous, we think so too! The show, that is. However, it takes real practice and skill to imagine a big fat human-sized purple and green dinosaur with no genitalia whatsoever clomping about onscreen for 30 minutes! But if a 3 year old can do it, so can you!
It's best to train up your imagination early, or else you'll go into the exam hall and screw up all your complex numbers questions. Imagine seeing (5+3i)^2 as (5+3)^2! Next week, we shall be discussing how complex numbers actually caused the creation of the Bermuda Triangle, figure in the evolution of Bigfoot, and find out the link between Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Perfect Competition, and complex numbers.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 1st Mugalomaniac Special Video Awards!
-applause-
Thank you. Now, for the viewer here today, we have trawled Youtube to locate some of the more interesting or funny videos concerning mugging to give them our thumbs up!You may or may not have seen them before, but here they areee!!! Please note that due to the wealth of videos available online, we dare not claim they are "The Best"(for we have only watched but a small collection), but they are definitely quite worth wacthing once or twice. Also, some are just pretty cool /funny. =] And now...for the music category...
Music Awards
Subject Category - Physics!
Physics Guy, for all the physics students out there! Physics made cool!
Subject category - Math!
What You Know About Math! For its large appeal to many of the Science stream students out there! Nice rapping!
Subject Category - Geography
Thoroughly wacky song with cartoons characters some of you may remember...the good ol' stress-free days of being a kid.
And now for the Video awards!
Subject Category - Chemistry
This is pretty awesome.
Subject Category - Physics
And this is kinda stupid. But funny.
Hon. Mention - Physics
The last part was the best. =]
Subject Category - Economics!
The Knights of NIconomics!!!! Amazingly funny clip from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie! NI!
Craziest Video of the Year - Superman in lecture!
(Note the height his phone flies after it hits the ground)
Most entertaining Movie - College Saga!
(College Saga can also be watched by sections (ep 1,2,3,4) on Youtube)
If you have seen any video you think deserves to be mentioned in the Video Awards, please feel free to show us the link and we'll check it out!
