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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Yes yes ya'll, MDA Rap Re-Mugged!

We have to give them credit for trying. (:



Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get connected schoolwide, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get creative, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying schoolwide, mug on!

They call me Principal, hear me out everyone.
My aim, a vibrant mugging place for the student,
Meridian-made students to be number one,
University places for everybody.

I'm the man for this coffee vending machine,
Direct installation is my cup of tea.
No late-coming on the school ground,
Write names, take notes and "inspect the place".

We classify subjects to give you a choice,
We consult the seniority to give you a voice.
And the scholarships has a part to play,
To make our classroom lessons as bright as day.

L1R5 trends, that's my very best friend,
My eye on cut-off scores, every now and then,
Keeping results tracked, for your best referral,
Signing off, the numbers girl.

Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get connected schoolwide, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get creative, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying schoolwide, mug on!

Mugging smartly, is one of my solution,
Pay attention and try to see the relations,
Be awake, appreciate, adapt and educate,
The classroom for work, learning and play.

We'll be consolidating data and homework
The points of data make a beautiful line
To add half-marks to the March Block Test, for a bright future
Like an LCD screen, you'll get a crystal clear picture.

Keep your wallets open, Redleaf's the new TYS
Right here, get it now from the school bookshop
My job's to review the UCLES (University of Cambridge Local Examinations Syndicate)
My very big 'yes' to straight As results

Hold up please, they call us "Muggers"
I know good formula at the back of my hand
Want NUS, I'll tell you something
Remember my name, at the University door

Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get connected schoolwide, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get creative, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying schoolwide, mug on!

The time has come to build our talent
Mug 10 hours is the new challenge
Other school's notes for our own growth
With the right schemes and support

Differentiation is the key to our rate of progress
Time to time the students make it to the press
Studying Playing Fusion, it's everywhere
"I made it in Meridian", NTU, NUS, Here we come.

Nothing but the best for our Meridians
Arts and Science, we make it all the easier
This for the library & public study benches
You can study at them until 10pm

H1 and H2, that's my spot
I stay focused on the dot, even though without H3
Next we'll beautify our certification
Always first in class, please take caution

We all have the IVLE web
Its tasks include internal systems integration
FX2DX, PnP to GP,
Please stay tuned, next up forum X!

Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get connected schoolwide, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get creative, can do, mug on!
Yes yes ya'll, we don't stop. Get studying schoolwide, mug on!

Lecture delivered at 10:20 PM by bengx


Tuesday, December 25, 2007
All I want For Chirstmas Is My Two First As.

Ho Ho Ho, in line with the whole Christmas mood, here's a remugged song of All I want For Chirstmas Is My Two Front Teeth. After all, who wouldn't want their two first As for their PW and Mother Tongue Papers?



Song's at about 1 minute 20 seconds. (:


All I want for Christmas
is my two first As,
my two first As,
see my two first As!

Gee, if I could only
have my two first As,
then I could wish you
"Merry Mugging."

It seems so long since I could say,
"Look at me I studied for my papers!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could now graduate.

All I want for Christmas
is my two first As,
my two first As,
see my two first As!

Gee, if I could only
have my two first As,
then I could wish you
"Merry Mugging."

Lecture delivered at 12:00 AM by bengx


Saturday, December 22, 2007
U and Me (Remug)

Hey guys. =] We've been neglecting this blog for a bit, but I guess quite a few people have to also, what with Christmas shopping, part-time jobs(me...haha), and going out. In this season of love and joy and giving, I present to you a remugged version of You & Me by Lifehouse! It may sound like a sad song, but take it as a time to recall the friends you have, old and new, and your experiences this year. Whether as J1 or J2, whether it be the promos or the 'A's. Merry Christmas to all.


What day is 'A's,
and in what month
this clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up
and I can't slack now
I've been losing so much time

cause it's U and me and all of the papers
I've nothing to do
nothing to lose
and it's U and me and all of the papers
and I don't know why
I can't keep my grades off of U

All of the things that I want to find
just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping inwards
U got my head spinning
I don't know where to mug from here

cause it's U and me and all of the papers
I've nothing to do
nothing to prove
and it's U and me and all of the papers
and I don't know why
I can't keep my grades off of U

There's something about U now
I can't quite figure out
everything they do is marked correct
everything they do is right

Cause it's U and me and all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to lose
and it's U and me and all of the papers
and I don't know why
I can't keep my grades off of U

U and me and all of the papers
with nothing to do
nothing to prove
and it's U and me and all of the papers
and I don't know why
I can't keep my grades off of U

What day is 'A's
and in what month
this clock never seemed so alive

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Lecture delivered at 1:58 PM by -=[K]=-


Saturday, December 15, 2007
Something NEW!

Hey guys! As a sort of experiment, I've decided to try something new! Well, you see, there's not been a Plastic Muggers post for quite a while now, and the reason being that I either haven't the time to make one, or didn't feel like doing so. (I don't make comics when I don't feel like it...it's not because I'm lazy, but because the end product will simply be crappy. That's one of my personal comic-production rules. Me in comic-making mood=un-crappy comic! ^^)

Anyway, to get to the topic, I isolated myself from the internet for many many days during the 'A's, but my mind kept working. At the end of it all, I had 4 Plastic Muggers ideas. I did all on them in one day, two fairly long, two fairly short, and combining that with 1 draft, there's 5 unpublished comics. So now I'm letting you VOTE as to which comic will be published next! I can't guarantee they'll come out regularly, but you get to determine the order.

I did Singapore to London, Signs of Stress, Somes Things Never Change, Holes in our Heads on Dec 6, and drafted them all. If you'll look at the poll to the right, you can get to choose which of the 5 you want to see first! I'll give you the title of each comic and some words on what they're all about.

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Lecture delivered at 2:24 AM by -=[K]=-


Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Soundtracks To Your Mugging Life

Life is full of ups and downs and a big swirling pot of smoking emotions. No matter what situation we are in, we can almost always find a song that matches it. The same applies to students. So what is the sound track to your mugging life?

Soundtrack of an 'A' student:
Give Me More - Britney Spears
This is Why I Rock - MIMS
Invincible - Muse
Shut Up And Smile - Bowling For Soup

Soundtrack of a 'B' student:
We Will Get There - Stephanie Sun Yan Zi
Sooner or Later - Breaking Benjamin

Soundtrack of a 'C' student:
Stronger - Kanye West

Soundtrack of a 'D' student:
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne

Soundtrack of an 'E' student:
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

Soundtrack of an 'S' student:
Wake Up Call - Maroon 5

Soundtrack of a 'U' student:
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Welcome to My Life - Simple Plan
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Sorry Blame It On Me - Akon
Square One - Coldplay

Lecture delivered at 3:42 AM by -=[K]=-


Friday, December 07, 2007
Muggy Christmas!

During the Holiday periods, never forget to revise on stuff that you've learnt so that you are prepared for next year's challenging challenges! =D Here are some uplifting carols to put in a Mugging Holiday Mood.

We wish you a Muggy Christmas
We wish you a Muggy Christmas
We wish you a Muggy Christmas
And a Happy School Year!

Good tidings we bring to you and your friends;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy School Year.

Oh, bring us a silly slacker;
Oh, bring us a silly slacker;
Oh, bring us a silly slacker and an A for Chinese

We won't go until we beat one;
We won't go until we beat one;
We won't go until we beat one, so bring one out here

We wish you a Muggy Christmas
We wish you a Muggy Christmas
We wish you a Muggy Christmas
And a Happy School Year!

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Dashing through the school, on a bright and sunny day,
Over the stones we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on school walls ring, making spirits bright,
O what fun it is to run and sing a mugging song tonight!

Chorus
Ring the bells, ring the bells, ring them all the way!
O what fun it is to run across the school today.
Ring the bells, ring the bells, ring them all the way!
O what fun it is to run across the school today.

[rest of the song isn't nice, so I'll just leave this most popular part]

Lecture delivered at 11:57 PM by -=[K]=-


Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Mugging For Dummies

Still not sure what to get for your friends? It's never too late! The new-released Mugging For Dummies is coming out on 8 December! Get yours today! A perfect gift for all those waiting for their 'O' level results, and the new J2s! Retailing at Kinokuniya for $29.95!

Lecture delivered at 8:05 PM by -=[K]=-


theMUGGERS
We don't hate muggers, we just poke fun at them and the idea of mugging. *poke* But hey, if anything, muggers should be given the limelight they very much deserve. That's why we're here. Five people, two guys and three girls, one intention: Promote mugging with a bit of fun! X). Now, don't get jealous of them receiving the limelight here and all. Afterall, we're all muggers, we just don't admit it.

Know what? Speak to us, tell us how you mug. mugalomaniac@gmail.com.

bengx
Xiwen
Ken
Taky
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Why Students Are Like Computers
Block Test Syndrome

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-Always Pay Attention To Your Kids
-Googol: A number defined as 10^100
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